His nickname is "Slappy". You really don't want to know why!
Raised By His Grampy ThomasEdit
In 2007 Clarence released an autobiography called, "My Confederate Grandpappy's Voodoo Chile".
The Many Ways Clarence Is Misunderstood and/or OppressedEdit
- black women don't "get" his sense of humor
- He is thoughtful and considerate to his wife, so much so that he voted in George W. Bush's favor in Bush v. Gore so his wife could keep her job on the president's campaign. What a guy!
- Democrats tried to lynch him in the most high-tech way possible
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