Claire McCaskill
is a United States Senator
for the state of Missouri
Claire McCaskill
is a member of the Stemcellocracy.

What will we tell the blastocysts?

Claire McCaskill is a Senator from Missouri and Michael J. Fox's fellow stem cellologist.

She is an enemy of corporations everywhere. [1]

May 28, 2008 NailingEdit

Claire McCaskill
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process



Senator from Missouri, but Dr. Colbert will not offer her a Missouri compromise

  • She brought Stephen bears!
  • bears on the Missouri flag!
  • supported Barack Hussein Obama
  • her kids convinced her to come out publicly
  • she is not secretly supporting Obama because he is a secret muslim, but because she is secretly a woman
  • young people support Obama because they are also too young and inexperienced
  • supports G.I. Bill
    • funding for college education
    • will turn our troops into educated elitists
  • her statements universally inspire applause
  • he who controls the goal posts, can determine the outcome of the game

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