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Stab in the back?
Or slap in the face?
Chuck Hagel is one of America's Frenemies.
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Chuck Hagel
is a United States Senator
for the state of Nebraska


Chuck Hagel
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Male Frenemy
Birth October 4, 1946
Birthplace America (offshore)
Occupation Cut 'n Fund'er
Spouse
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To question your government is not unpatriotic -- to not question your government is unpatriotic.
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~ Chuck Hagel



Charles "Chuck" Hagel (Pronunciation [Hayyy·gaal]) is a senator from the state of Nebraska.

Chuck needs to have his lands taken away and his peerage revoked by His Royal Highness President Bush for his disloyalty to our Leader.

Chuck's EducationEdit

Chuck's PhilosophyEdit

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To not question unpatriotism is UnAmerican -- to be American is patriotic.
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~ Chuck Hagel


Chuck's CareerEdit

Chuck's RetirementEdit

Chuck announced that he would not be seeking a third term or the presidency in 2008. No one knows why Chuck is leaving Washington. The more cynical communists believe he is leaving to spend more time with his e-voting machine company, while Real Americans know he is going to spend more time with his family.

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