| Chuck Hagel|
|Birth||October 4, 1946|
|Occupation||Cut 'n Fund'er|
|Fun Fact #1|
|Fun Fact #2|
To question your government is not unpatriotic -- to not question your government is unpatriotic.
Charles "Chuck" Hagel (Pronunciation [Hayyy·gaal]) is a senator from the state of Nebraska.
Chuck needs to have his lands taken away and his peerage revoked by
His Royal Highness President Bush for his disloyalty to our Leader.
To not question unpatriotism is UnAmerican -- to be American is patriotic.
Chuck announced that he would not be seeking a third term or the presidency in 2008. No one knows why Chuck is leaving Washington. The more cynical communists believe he is leaving to spend more time with his e-voting machine company, while Real Americans know he is going to spend more time with his family.