Christopher Walken
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Mr. Walken

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Christopher Walken can see people's future just by touching them.

Christopher Walken is an actor and humanitarian who briefly expressed his interest in overseeing this great nation as president in Walken 2008.

It is the opinion of this website that Mr. Walken would have been a fine addition to our prestigious line of presidents based on his fine upstanding character displayed in several of his films. Most notably loyally fighting for our nation in both Vietnam and WWII in the films The Deer Hunter and Pulp Fiction

In addition to serving his country, Mr. Walken also demonstrated his team player attitude in hiding a fellow soldier's gold watch up his rectum for two years so that he could pass the watch on to that soldier's son.

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