Christopher Shays
was a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 4th" district of the state of Connecticut


Christopher Shays was a Republican representing Connecticut's Fightin' Fourth!.

In July, 2007, Representative Shays got into a scuffle with the Capitol Police, not in the ghetto way Cynthia McKinney did, but in a perfectly understandable white way that everyone knows meant no harm and was soon forgotten.

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Christopher Shays gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Christopher Shays by unloading your gut onto this page.

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