A Christmas tree covered in genuine Colorado snow.

The pine freshness of a real Christmas Tree can cause green lung; which is a terrible way to go. It may also provide habitat for bats.

Stick with the artificial kind, if you know what's good for you.


  • Blue Spruce
  • Douglas Fir
  • Scotch Pine
  • Artificial (the only appropriate kind)

Colbert FactsEdit


Merry Christmas, America!

  • Stephen lights his tree in July using fireworks

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