Attention All Americans™!
It's time to join Christmas Carols
on the right side of The War On Christmas!!!

Songs of Faith and derision sung by Christians during their "High Holy Day": Christmas. It should not be confused with the secularist ghost story and Communist parable A Christmas Carol.

Non-Christians may be smoted on the spot for participating in the singing of "carols" by the nearest True American™ Christian™.

Strict Religious HymnalsEdit

Red State CarolsEdit

Secular AbominationsEdit


While My Reindeer Gently Weeps

Communist Songs of The RevolutionEdit

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