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Non-Christians may be smoted on the spot for participating in the singing of "carols" by the nearest True American™ Christian™.
Strict Religious HymnalsEdit
- Oh Holy Night
- White Christmas
- Oh Come All Yee Faithful
- It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
- Silent Night
- Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Joy To The World
- Jingle Bombs
Red State CarolsEdit
- All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
- 12 Days of Christmas
- Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- Silver Bells
- Deck the Halls
- The Little Drummer Boy