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These are gifts that The Baby Jesus would give to you, if he didn't keep them for himself.
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Left Behind Video GameEdit
4 Baby Jesiis.
Extra points for violence toward non-believers! Hallelujah!
Holy Huggable DollsEdit
Show Jesus how much you love him, by idolizing his graven image!
The collection does not include a Mohammed doll not because we are afraid of their threats or because they say we can't show his face, but because any child who plays with a Mohammed doll will go directly to hell as soon as he touches the doll.
It only gets 2 Baby Jesiis, because it encourages hugging, which is really gay.