Christard (derogatory slang)
- a Portmanteau of Christ and retard.
- Real Americans who profess to be Christians and know nothing about their own religion thus achieving a maximum belief driven by ignorance that keeps the faith pure.
- Americans that love and worship Jesus besides the facts, for facts are for liberals, atheists, and nerds.
- What jealous liberals, who don't have the love of a real savior, calls to faithful Americans whose love for Christ is so blind and powerful it could be called "retarded", but not in a bad way.