Chris Wallace
is a proud employee
of the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

Former monkey and Clinton exposer

Chris Wallace is a Fox News reporter who is of no relation whatsoever to liberal reporter Mike Wallace. Chris became famous when he burst Bill Clinton's bubba.

Chris Wallace may look like a monkey who had plastic surgery but, thanks to a miracle of modern medicine, he is now able to pose as a journalist on television.

Fun FactsEdit

  • Chris Wallace is a Man's man: He never cries and you will always find him in the company of a prostitute woman

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