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Chris Martin
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.
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is shamelessly boogie-worthy.


Chris Martin is the lead singer for British rock band, Coldplay. He was creative in an attempt to clone Bono but it failed and that why Chris Martin does not look like or is nothing like Bono. Popular to contrary belief he is not gay. He is married to Gwyneth Paltrow, and has a daughter named "Apple" in recognition that we all have original sin and a son named Moses he is expected to part the red sea.

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