Chris Jordan
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
"Chris Jordan"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.

Chris Jordan, like all artists whines about the way things are in the world and blames capitalism for his poverty. He obviously got plastic surgery to look like Clark Kent in some bizarre attempt to flaunt his man crush on Stephen to no avail.

Mr. Jordan calls himself a photographer of culture, but since his medium is photography, that makes him no better than a paparazzo.

October 11, 2007 NailingEdit


his art is garbage (waste streams)

he manipulates stuff

106,000 aluminum can is what American use in 30 seconds and make up George Sarat's park painting, not Sondheim's Sunday in the Park with George

Stephen has learned he should invest in soda companies

our can consumption can be dropped on Iran

average 1 cellphone every 18 months 426,000 cell phones a day

New WorkEdit

Mr. Jordan's newest work is called Constitution, 2008 and is another mosaic like his previous garbage works. But instead using American trash, "Constitution, 2008" is made up of "83,000 Abu Ghraib prisoner photographs".

It is believed to be Mr. Jordan's first prison porn piece.

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