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Chocoholic (addition)

  1. someone who is addicted to either large amounts of chocolate or sex.

Whenever a chocoholic comes in contact with their precious, they implode and explode at the same exact time, causing a paradox that may or may not cause them to be a stand-still shockwave that, when touched, will destroy the universe.

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