Hello, Kitty
Hello, Chinese New Year
Asian and very good at math.

2007 Year of the Pig

featured on February 13, 2007 edition of "The Colbert Report"



traditionally set off fireworks, but due to fire codes america misses the festivity

celebrate by eating bacon every single day this year

doctor is racist

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