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Chinese Doors (Asian noun)
- another one of those nefarious Asian inventions to confound Americans
How it WorksEdit
- the perfect tree from an old growth forest is chosen
- the tree is cut down and an artisan begins work carving a door facade, applying stain and/or lacquer and mounting decorative hardware
- the sculpture is mounted on the wall of a government building, like a painting
- Americans are invited