Hello, Kitty
Hello, Chinese Doors
Asian and very good at math.

The Greatest President Ever trapped by the Chinese Door Torture!

Chinese Doors (Asian noun)

  1. another one of those nefarious Asian inventions to confound Americans

How it WorksEdit

  • the perfect tree from an old growth forest is chosen
  • the tree is cut down and an artisan begins work carving a door facade, applying stain and/or lacquer and mounting decorative hardware
  • the sculpture is mounted on the wall of a government building, like a painting
  • Americans are invited

"Chinese Doors"
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