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Can you tell the difference?
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The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
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Hello, China
Asian and very good at math.

There are currently two parts of China (Communist China/Free China) similar to how there are two Koreas (Communist Korea/Free Korea) and how there were two Germanys (Communist Germany/Free Germany).

Please choose which China you would like to expose your gut to.

  • Communist China, also known as Mainland China, is America's Frenemy with extensive bilateral trade relations and awkward military rivalry.
  • Free China, also known as Taiwan, is an American colony with lots of CIA agents using it as a base to monitor Chinese Muslims.

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