Cher has been a Pop Music Icon since the 1960's when she was statutorily raped by her late ex-husband and
PedophileSvengali Mentor, Bono. Cher is the reigning Diva of Las Vegas and the Patron Saint of Drag Queens, Sluts and WhoresGypsies, Tramps and Thieves.
- Half of the hippie Pop Music duet "Sonny and Cher."
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Fun Cher FactsEdit
- Listening to her music will make you Gay.
- Playing it backwards will make you Straight.
- Has bumped clams with Charlie's Angel, Jaqueline Smith.
- And Madonna
- Was the inspiration for Gore Vidal's "Myra Breckenridge."
- Is a Dominatrix.
- Is adored and emulated world wide by Homosexuals.
- Eclipes Madonna as the most Promiscuous woman in the Universe.
- In an attempt to explain her huge nose, purported to being a Native American, who are Real Americans and cool. in Truthiness, she is Armenian, who are all dirty, smelly and criminal Unamericans.
- Had a foursome backstage at the 2004 Grammy Awards with Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson and Vern Troyer.
- Sucked the life essence from rocker Duane Allman
- And his brother, Gregg.
- And Sonny.
- Is obviously a Vampire