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Cheesesteaks are the reason that we are all still alive and they can only be bought in Pennsylvania. If you try to buy a Cheesesteak anywhere else you will be handed a soggy, piece of crap. But, in PA, if you buy a Cheesesteak, fireworks will go off and everyone around you will break into a dance from some unknown musical. Cheesesteaks are even more American than Freedom Fries, Ricky Bobby, George Bush, and Stephen Jr. put together. The only thing more American than a cheesesteak is Stephen Colbert himself in all of his royal truthiness.Because of the extreme American-ness of Cheesteaks, they can be used to ward off bears and Liberals, which is why PA has no bears.