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A Chear (pronounced like chair) is a hybrid cross between a Kodiak Grizzly Bear and an African Cheetah.


Chears originated in the late 1960's as an offspring of deadly bears and hippie killing cheetahs. You probably are asking yourself how did a Kodiak Grizzly get to africa? Well we are also wondering that. But ever since then they have been ravaging the western coast of Africa and many have emigrated to South America and are slowly working their way north. The chears are gaining numbers and strength and could launch an attack on the southern border of America by 2012. This date is rumored to be the beginning of the end of the world.


  • Chears love Al Gore and his cause to stop Global Warming
  • Chears once lived in Eastern Asia but were eliminated.
  • Chears can't smell anything other than human blood
  • Chears sell heroin to American Children
  • Many rumors have said the South American army of chears is being led by Adolf Hitler

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