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Chastity Bono
you have contracted Teh Ghey!

Report to the closest authorized de-gayification church near you to begin ungayification immediately.


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Chastity Bono
is Very Manly™.


Chazbono

Before
Chaz is extremely excited about trading in her Strap On for "The Real Thing."

Bono head

After
Chaz, following in the steps of her mother father mother she is adopting the singular name of "Bono."

Chastity Chaz Bono, is the batshit offspring of Liberal Elitist and skiing champion Sonny Bono and Drag queen Cher.

A devout Lesbian for over twenty years, Chastity Chaz has come out (again) and stated, "...I want a Penis..." This initial statement prompted Pat Buchanan to joyfully comment, "See, I told you there was a Gay/Cure!

Then the other shoe high heel boot dropped. She wants HER OWN penis, surgically attached.

Years of clam bumping have caused a case of terminal Penis Envy. She has announced in a news conference she wants is compelled to become a man Manly Transsexual . Making her a true Lesbian For Dick.

This family is the zenith of Randomness and is completely FUBAR . They must be the descendants of Bears.

  • Note from the Editor: I'm going to go hurl now... Someone else please finish this article.


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Chastity Bono
Is totally FUBAR (F##cked Up Beyond All Recognition)
and is shunned by Stephen Colbert and The Baby Jesus


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LittleLordTucker
Chastity Bono
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!


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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Chastity Bono
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


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