Charlton Heston founded the NRA along with Jesus and Ted Nugent. He also parted the Red Sea to help the Jews in their flight from Egypt. And how did they repay him? They spawned liberal wisenheimer John Stewart. Damn you! God damn you all to hell!
Impressively, Charlton performed both these celebrated feats with his "cold dead hands".
Like Stephen, Heston attended Northwestern University, where he studied acting, which back then was totally NOT a gay thing. He also minored in Women's studies...specifically, he studied how many beers it would take to get their shirts off.
Heston moved to Hollywood in the 1950's (which back then was totally NOT a gay place). His star rose quickly as he had the two key assets to movie success: he had a deep voice and he looked good with his shirt off.
Work With ApesEdit
Working For The NRAEdit
In 2004 Heston stepped aside as spokesperson for the NRA.