A cello is a musical instrument similar to a violin but, which is larger and played between the legs.
In 2009 due to confusion regarding whether or not Barack Hussein Obama deliberately failed the oath of America's Presidency, Yo-Yo Ma assumed the office of President of the United States of America in accordance with the Constitution, which states:
- "Whoever commands the stage at twelve noon on the 20th day of January, following the election on the first November of the previous year shall be PresidentEpisode #502.
Upon completion of his inaugural song, Ma's cello chose itself as Vice President, also in accordance with the Constitution.
Hail to your vice-president!
Most other cellos are unremarkable, satisfied with merely being bowed, slapped and twirled around by people who are not President or have ever been on TV.