This is proven scientific fact.
What Americans want to know is: how are they still able to infect America's airwaves with their filthy, lame, gay, out-of-the-mainstream, hippie ideas?
It's time Real Americans fight back with our own celebrities to talk about issues Americans want to hear about.
Wikiality.com has started this Celebrity Directory for all the television networks to use when they need a fair and balanced approach to a pressing issue.
The celebrities listed below are experts in the field they are paired with and will speak about them at length given the opportunity and a camera.
Thank you, and God Bless America!
Real American Celebrity DirectoryEdit
- military policy
- cock fighting
- The Diabetes
- faking Parkinson's disease symptoms
- Stalking Republican Presidents
- Visiting Communist places (like Cuba and Spring Field VT)