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Baby Jesus
Carrie Underwood
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
American Eagle Flagsmall
Stephen from Knox
Carrie Underwood
performs "Red State Anthems"
in Texas and eventually Heaven--Hallelujah!!!

Carrie Underwood is an American Idol winner but is a patriotic American for singing pure country music.


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