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Carrie Prejean
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
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ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
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Carrie Prejean
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
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CONGRATULATIONS! By visiting
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Carrie Prejean is a smoking hot American Hero and a Real Christian who has joined the fight against da Gays!

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Look at that sexy Real American body, how can a gay man say no to that???

ChildhoodEdit

YES!

Crusade Against The GaysEdit

YES!

A Prophet of God?????Edit

YES!

The FutureEdit

Likely to include boners. and also... YES!

BTW all the rumors about there being porn of her are lies.

Were there any porn we would have found it ages ago.

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