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Carolina Hurricanes
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The Carolina Hurricanes team captain holds the Stingley Cup.

The Carolina Hurricanes are a professional solid-water hockey team playing in the National Hockey League (NHL), and are based in Raleigh, the capital of North Carolina.

The Hurricanes are the 2005-06 Stingley Cup Champions, having beat the hell out of the Edmonton Oilers. Like the people of Edmonton know anything about hockey.

The "Canes", as they are affectionately known, destroyed Edmonton in game 7, by scoring a point into the net-basket in all three innings of play, resulting in a 3-1 victory.

'Canes TriviaEdit

  • After the thorough shit-canning delivered in game 7, the Hurricanes' players allowed Stephen Colbert the opportunity to triumphantly hoist the Stingley Cup. For a kid from Charleston, South Carolina, it must have been a dream come true.

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