Important Notice Edit

To better serve our citizens, The United States Government has founded a toll free help line which will substitute for the absence of any actual human prosecutor who would have formerly been assigned to such an office. Thank you for supporting your President in these times of widespread corruption.

America Sam Capt

Welcome to the new era of prosecution.

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