gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Carnival to the authorities.

People dress funny during Carnivals.

Carnivals are full of freaks, people who can only poorly speak English, woman shoveing long hard objects down their throats and people pissing and shitting thelmselves on the rides. The worst part about Carnivals are that the kiddy rides suck. The reason kiddy rides exist because people easily fly off of the rides. Go to Six Flags instead, the park for true Americans.

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