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MY NAME IS CARLOS, LOOK AT ME, I'M LOUD, OFFENSIVE, AND SCARY!!!!

Carlos Mencia is a frightening pseudo-liberal Mexican-Honduran-American, he is loud, obnoxious, and doesn't like The Greatest President Ever.

Racist JokesEdit

Mencia is known to make fun of black people (funny) and white people (Not funny).

Somehow some liberals think he's funny. Then again, they also like Janeane Garofalo and Al Franken.

Definitely NOT Stephen Colbert!Edit

Carlos Mencia secretly wishes he had the wit, subtlety, and massive balls of Stephen Colbert, and masturbates himself to sleep every night knowing it shall never be.

Recently, Mencia was exposed for having stolen jokes from lesser-known/loser comedians and not actually being a beaner. Mencia responded to these accusations with an insightful and thought-provoking "dee-dee-dee!". Mencia's actual name is Ned Olsen (no relation to the Olsen twins), and George Lopez totally kicked his ass for stealing bits of his act, something no other comedian has ever done.

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