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I am Carl Paladino and my lawyer swears I'm not a
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VIAGRA
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HIDE THE WATERMELONS!!!
Carl Paladino
IS ONE HORNY BASTARD.
Madhatter
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Carl Paladino is a reknowned Tea Bagger
and won't stop tea bagging
until all Americans are Tea Bagging together!


Carl Paladino is a rich Tea Bagger who is in no way into donkey porn.

Family ValuesEdit

Like many Republican Tea Baggers, Paladino is a strong supporter of family values and he refuses to allow the gay agenda to poison and corrupt his beloved children. What kind of world allows sexual degenerates to flaunt their depravity openly?

War Against PornographyEdit

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We must stop pandering to the pornographers and the perverts who seek to target our children and destroy their lives…
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~ Carl Paladino
October 10, 2010


Carl Paladino is famous as a moral crusader and fighter against anything pornographic, the reason that you will find porn on his computer is that that's evidence that he is collecting to arrest these perverts.

Paladino's Message of AngerEdit

While not as effective as fear, anger does wonders for the soul. The majority of the public that was polled agrees in unison, Paladino is scary-angry.

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Despite what you may have heard
Carl Paladino
Is totally not racist!

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