Carl Hiassen
was a guest of "The Colbert Report"
and got nailed via satellite.

January 30, 2008

author and Florida native

  • to properly check America place your hands under Florida and ask America to cough
  • Florida was discovered by a madmen
  • along with dreams come the predatory population
  • biggest change in FLA
    • population
  • Florida would improve if it had more alcoholic snake handlers
    • people do not reinvent themselves when they move to FLA
Carl Hiassen
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

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