Carl Hiaasen
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Carl Hiaasen is an author whose latest book, The Downhill Lie : A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport was unknown until Emily booked him to appear on "The Colbert Report" May 5, 2008.

May 5, 2008 NailingEdit


  • was away from golf for 32 years
  • golf is a bitch
    • always wants all of your time
  • golf is great because
    • you have to belong to a club
    • that girl who drives around and gives you beers during a tournament
  • believes golf is like bad surgery
  • for men it is a journey to the darkest part of one's soul
  • for women it's a sport
  • the official pass off for a WristStrong bracelet is to shake hands and mid-shake, pass it from your be-braceleted wrist to the un-braceleted wrist

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