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Carbonite (periodic symbol C37T) was first discovered in 1902, in a cavern beneath the White House parking garage. Prized for it's ability to change easily from an impervious solid to a liquid without generating heat, the White House has used it for the past 6 years to contain President George W. Bush's white hot balls. Without a protective coating of carbonite, they would burn straight through pants, chairs, toilets, and the backs of those he rides on when he plays horsey.

The use of Carbonite as a method of containment was popularized in the small independent film called Star Trek or something like that, where a dashing space smuggler (clearly a nod to Tek Jansen) is frozen in a block of carbonite and used to spruce up a giant banana slug's apartment.

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