Captain Peter Brown
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

Captain Peter Brown was in America's military until he misread The Bible and somehow thought it said "love thy enemy".

No, it didn't loser!

Now, get back to Iraq and start shooting!

Says an anonymous hater who doesn't even specify which Captain Peter Brown may or may not be a traitor. The baby jesus will probably say Captain Peter Brown is a good Christian, because he obeys the Commandments. He chose not to kill. The Captain Peter Brown I know about was Canadian, and a really nice guy. This entry is not funny, and should be removed.

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