Captain Lead

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Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has placed
Captain Lead
on The Colbert Report's Shelves of Honor


Have fun playing with Captain Lead!

A 40 pound bar of lead, Captain Lead was Stephen's favorite childhood toy. To young Stephen's friends, he was just a 40 pound bar of lead, but for Stephen, Captain Lead was a pal. A buddy who could transform himself into a cowboy, an astronaut or even a 40 pound bar of zinc.

And if that wasn't enough, you can spend hours just licking it.

Dr. Colbert's Other Childhood ToysEdit

  • Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag
  • General Light Socket
  • Lieutenant Fluffy, a wad of asbestos
  • Captain Red Coil, a four slice toaster who Stephen would battle with as Doctor Fork for hours of heart-stopping fun

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