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AdamsOnNotice
Candy Apples
has earned a place on
The Honorable Professor Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.'s "On Notice" board.


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un-American
Foods or Beverages


CandyApple

Bad "candy"

A cancer on the American treatscape. They shatter like glass in the mouths of our children. Only eaten by Children Haters.

Not to be confused with Caramel Apples.

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