Canadian Bacon
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

Ham that has turned to the dark side pure and simple. Do not be fooled by the name, it may be Canadian, but it is in no way bacon. Avoid eating it at all costs as you may contract communism.

Canadian Bacon is also the title of a film by the avid liar Michael Moore. Interestingly enough, it is the most truthful and coherent of Mr. Moore's works in its context as a documentary.

Canadian Bacon AntidoteEdit

Canada's Phone Number:

1-800-O-CANADA (1-800-622-6232)

Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.

Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!

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