Canadian Bacon is also the title of a film by the avid liar Michael Moore. Interestingly enough, it is the most truthful and coherent of Mr. Moore's works in its context as a documentary.
Canadian Bacon AntidoteEdit
Canada's Phone Number:
Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.
Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!