Canadian (language)
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

A language that is kind of like American except when It's French, bitch. Due to heavy French influence, Canadians misspell many American words by adding in extra, useless letters.

Because Alex Trebek is from Canada, it is considered shockingly impolite to make declaratory statements in Canadian. You're asked (politely) to phrase all such statements in the form of a question. Example: "I'm proud to be a Canadian, eh?"

Communication with CanadianEdit

Canada's Phone Number:

1-800-O-CANADA (1-800-622-6232)

Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.

Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!

See alsoEdit

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