Because Alex Trebek is from Canada, it is considered shockingly impolite to make declaratory statements in Canadian. You're asked (politely) to phrase all such statements in the form of a question. Example: "I'm proud to be a Canadian, eh?"
Communication with CanadianEdit
Canada's Phone Number:
Call them and pull the following prank call: YOU: Your cat is on my fence. CANADA: I don't have a cat. YOU: Well, I don't have a fence.
Then hang up. Let's get the entire nation prank calling Canada until it gets a cat!