Camilla Parker Bowles
has bad teeth and a funny accent because she is British.
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Too beautiful for this world.

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Oh, to be with Camilla. T'would be like making love to the chalky white cliffs of Dover.
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~ Stephen Colbert, April 10, 2007

Full name: Camilla Rosemary Parker Bowles Mountbatten Windsor

The Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker Bowles is the stunningly radiant wife of England's Prince Charles.

Their fairy-tale romance (Girl meets Boy. Girl loses Boy. Boy marries Another Girl. Girl becomes Boy's mistress. Other Girl dies tragically, and they all live happily ever after) captivated the world.

Visit To The ColoniesEdit

The fever-pitched lead up to her highly-anticipated visit to the United States in November 2005 finally culminated in a wave of Camilla-Mania that the nation is still trying to recover from.

After months of scandal, depressing news and heavy issues, Milla was just the glamorous breath of fresh air her would-be subjects needed. Among those ecstatic subjects was Stephen Colbert who had the chance to meet Camilla at an exclusive reception at New York's Museum of Modern Art along with hundreds of other exclusively-invited guests.

Stephen placed the paparazzi On Notice to take better care of this one.

Second Visit To The ColoniesEdit

On the weekend of January 27 & 28, 2007, New York City was once again dazzled by the presence of Her Highness. The intoxicating scent of gardenias and mutton still lingered long into the January 29th broadcast of The Colbert Report.

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