Cameron Diaz
Was an Uber Hottie but has committed an act of Hottie Treason!
She has angered Stephen Colbert and made The Baby Jesus cry.
She is banished to Hell to be Martha Stewart's hand maiden.

Cameron Diaz
es en el menú a
¡Cómo muy afortunado para tú, porque tú está aquí!
Cameron Diaz
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.

Cameron Diaz is an American actress who is most known for having a spanish name, even though she's white (or so we're told; we dont see race). Plus, she insulted the Greatest President Ever, and is therefore condemned to hell forever (Satan is a huge Charlie's Angels fan).

Interesting FactEdit

  • All of her movies suck.

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