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Calgary is a city in southern Alberta. It is full of honkeys, hicks, homeless people, and gay cowboys. The city is run by a bunch of conservative ass holes, who cant even run their lives. The city has a good transportation system but the drivers are all some sort of chinese. Its cold enough to have year round curling matches againts the Bears
Although Calgary may appear conservative, they are really a base of operations for a gay rights movement, known as the Calgary Flames. This group, lead by two homosexual hockey players, Jarome Iginla and Craig Conroy, first came out of the closet in a 1987 video called "Can't Touch a Flame When it's Red Hot"
They're proud of the fact that the current Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper is from their city. Anyone that tells you that he is originally from Toronto is a filthy liar, in addition to being a gay, tree-hugging abortionist.
Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, is the president and police force, of Calgary.
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