makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
200px-Bald Britney

You can spot Buddhists by their total lack of head and facial hair.

Buddhists are worshipers of Buddha, the world's most famous laughing Indian fatty. Buddhists routinely sacrifice babies to bears because that's the kind of sick behavior which makes Buddha laugh manically.

Buddhists are all democrats, and nixo facto America Haters. They damage America by infiltrating Hollywood and polluting our nation with their pacifist and vegetarian poison.

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