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Bud Cummins is a former U.S. Attorney from Little Rock, Arkansas who wasn't cagey enough to appropriately please the Greatest Administration Ever. So he lost his job, but that was his own fault and not politically motivated in any way.

Who Fired Bud Cummins?Edit

No one knows who made the decision to fire Bud Cummins.

  • Kyle Sampson? No such person exists.

Important Notice Edit

America Sam Capt

Welcome to the new era of prosecution.

To better serve our citizens, The United States Government has founded a toll free help line which will substitute for the absence of any actual human prosecutor who would have formerly been assigned to such an office. Thank you for supporting your President in these times of widespread corruption.

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