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"Bruno (bear)"
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Bruno, also known as "JJ1", was a brown bear. He was the first bear who dared to enter Germany in 170 years. To preserve the status as a bear-free country, local authorities decided to shoot him.

German politicians described him as a "Problembär" (problem bear). A more idiomatic translation is "godless killing machine". This is certainly no exaggeration, as he killed, among many other animals, no less than 33 sheep - often without eating them.

The absolutely justified execution of this bloodthirsty beast on 26 June 2006 was objected by some animal-rights pinkos.

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