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Brunch is a hippie knock off of the German Linerchfest, devised to put as little American money in the economy as possible. By combining Breakfast and Lunch, liberals don't have to pay for the two meals, which would give the government more money to make America safe and secure. But, since liberals don't like safety and security, they eat Brunch. It's also a well known fact that many gays engage in this unnatural act.