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Bristol Palin is the 17 year old daughter of America's rightful Vice President, Sarah Palin. She is pregnant and has been forced to keep the baby decided not to have an abortion. Stephen is upset the press revealed that her name is Bristol — after all, it's not her fault.

BooksEdit

She also recently co-wrote a book with transgender freakshow Marilyn Manson detailing her immaculate pregnancy of Trig, the Sea Monkey baby at his hands, entitled, I'm Gonna Get Your Teenage Daughter Pregnant and Eat Her Baby (special voiceover contributions by Sarah Palin.)

ToursEdit

She's presently on an Abstinence Education world tour to promote her choice to get pregnant and have a baby before finishing her education.

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