Bristol Palin
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Bristol Palin
is a "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!
Baby Jesus
Bristol Palin
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Bristol Palin is the 17 year old daughter of America's rightful Vice President, Sarah Palin. She is pregnant and has been forced to keep the baby decided not to have an abortion. Stephen is upset the press revealed that her name is Bristol — after all, it's not her fault.


She also recently co-wrote a book with transgender freakshow Marilyn Manson detailing her immaculate pregnancy of Trig, the Sea Monkey baby at his hands, entitled, I'm Gonna Get Your Teenage Daughter Pregnant and Eat Her Baby (special voiceover contributions by Sarah Palin.)


She's presently on an Abstinence Education world tour to promote her choice to get pregnant and have a baby before finishing her education.


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