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Bristol Palin is the 17 year old daughter of America's rightful Vice President, Sarah Palin. She is pregnant and has
been forced to keep the baby decided not to have an abortion. Stephen is upset the press revealed that her name is Bristol — after all, it's not her fault.
She also recently co-wrote a book with transgender freakshow Marilyn Manson detailing her immaculate pregnancy of Trig, the Sea Monkey baby at his hands, entitled, I'm Gonna Get Your Teenage Daughter Pregnant and Eat Her Baby (special voiceover contributions by Sarah Palin.)
- She has a degree in Sexual Abstinence 101 and an advance doctorate in Reality Teevee studies