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I fear what I don't understand, and I don't understand this.
Be less random and don't make stuff up, use your gut.


Brian May is a walking perm who every now and then wields his fireplace guitar for the benefit of fans around the world. A pioneer of both the multi loop guitar effect (In Brighton Rock) as well as Frizz-ease (In his dodgy barnet), he also is, along with Myleene Klass of all people, an astronomist.

The pair are planning to run away together to Jupiter, but Brian is still waiting for his dad to finish his rocket (which is currently being made from a silver bathtub and a bunch of bananas.

Brian currently resides in South Africa with his pal, Jabba The Hut (a
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Jabba the Hut (aka Sir Patrick Moore), who shares a condo with Brian in South Africa. October 2005

lso known as Patrick Moore) and they recently published a book together titled Boom! The Complete History of American Obesity.

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