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mooslim leader still compelled to destroy Real America
|Our Beloved Stephen Colbert join us through the inter-series-of-tubes and pledges his support to the GOP!|
GOP brings new hope to Save America!!
The United States of New America. February 28, 2009 - Nation, while the mooslim leader cowers in his government housing in fear (we suspect it has something to do about a couple of scandals), we have terrorists running amok, The Gays gay marrying each other, and
Ultra Rich Real Americans are being incarcerated for stealing for being Rich. But there is still hope, the GOP has developed many strategic plans to save America.
As you know, the mooslim leader’s popularity is on the crapper and That One is loosing the War on Terror (instead, he decided to implement The Truce on Terror), leaving America weak and defenseless. Soon there will be an
insurgency uprising all around the country to topple the mooslim tyrant.
I think is time to remind the hippie bear-loving liberals
who is in charge that Real America is tired of this liberal bear-loving administration. First, we must stop the Secret Gay Mooslim Liberal Army from taking over America. Which is why we must stop the liberals from indoctrinating our children and forcing Real Americans to convert to Islam. Obama™ this is a Christian Nation! Don’t you forget that!
Nation, is time to show these mooslim hippie bear-loving gay liberals that
Christians Real Americans have God in our side. After all we are all wholesome, pure, with Real American values, while the “undesirables” are all nothing but secret terrorists ready to attack! Real America will win, because we will retain our purity! we will eliminate the “undesirables” We are America!
Thankfully, the GOP has a new raising star among our ranks, and he is very promising… We hope he will run in
2040 2012. Some of his plans are awesome and we are ready to implement them!
The GOP will also implement
a tax to sin free market economic policies that will save America’s economy, rather than just throw away money to the Welfare Queens… After all, the Ultra Rich Real Americans know how to make money! We must protect the Ultra Rich entrepreneurial Americans from the liberals at all cost, without them we won’t be able to make more money to save our country!!
The GOP is also willing to follow the example of the tea-sucking British by censoring children programs that presents “obscene” images that could harm their purity. They will also implement strict policies to stop the exploitation of children (I have evidence that the liberals are using Real American children to make their gay shoes and clothes…)
But one of the most important news have just happened recently. We have evidence that our beloved Stephen Colbert will give strategic advice to the GOP Chairman. Stephen Colbert will join us in developing new plans to stop the “mooslim menace”… Sir, we cannot wait for you to join us in the War Room!!
|Joe The Plumber will Liberate us from the evil Terrorists!!! Joe you are a True Hero!!!|
Canada surrenders to their new mooslim leader
The United Islamic Socialist Communist States of Neo-Russia and Canada. February 27, 2009 - Nation, the mooslim leader is leading America to a path that we may never recover. I have already received news that That One is distributing free drugs to his hippie liberal pals and he is forcing violent gay marriage to the rest of the Nation! But that is not the worst news at all! The mooslim leader also threatened Canada to surrender and to convert to Islam, and if Canada refused, the mooslim leader would call his Communist Gay Bear Army to invade!
Nation, we must not surrender to the liberals, nor must be allowed to be corrupted with their “stimulus” money… after all it is liberal money, and their liberal money is not good to us, because it is a bribery!
I thank God that we have Real Americans representing the best’s interest of Real America, and I know we will be in good hands as long as we give our absolute devotion to the Real True Party of America!
Nation, I can see it now… Total Victory for the GOP!!
WE WILL BE IN POWER FOREVER!!!… I mean… We will rescue America from those liberals…
Science Liberal Propaganda: The Myth About Volcanoes
Katrina was the “undesirables” conspiracy for government free money
The Islamic States of Islam. February 27, 2009 - I don’t know about you, but I am tired of the liberal media and “other traitors” continually slamming and insulting Louisiana Governor Bobby
Jindal Whiteman. The Truth is that Mr. Whiteman was up to something… he uncovered a liberal conspiracy but the media tried to silence him! Nation… I have shocking news… Volcanoes are not real; they are mythical creatures like Gay Republicans! It is actually the Labcoat Larrys attempt at getting free money from the government so they can “monitor” volcanoes… just like “global warming” is a liberal lie so they can get free money “to save” the planet… Nation, these “scientists” are nothing but welfare queens and they just want money!
First of all no Volcanoe has ever invaded America! If Volcanoes are so real, how come I have never seen one in the state of Colorado? Because they are not real!!
I am warning you, liberals, leave Mr. Bobby alone! He is a true American Hero!
News From the Eastern Front: War on Socialism is working!!!
Ultra Rich Real Americans Welcomes GOP as liberators!
The United Patriotic States of Real America. February 26, 2009 - It was a cold
morning afternoon evening, when Real America helplessly watched on their TVs the horrible message from their new tyrant. The mooslim leader promised the conquest of America, the compulsory conversion to Islam to all citizens, the abolition of Capitalism, and the establishment of a socialistfacistliberal government. It it was over for Real America and for Freedom… or so it seemed…
From the ashes aroused a team of brave men… Real American men who loved
money America more than anything! And they decided it was time to stop the mooslim tyrant!!!
Who are these Real Revolutionaries? And what do they want? They want to Free America from the mooslim tyrant… they are
The A-Team™!! B-team?… c-team??… The Tea-Team!! And they have pledge to protect the Ultra Rich, save helpless Beautiful Rich White Girls, and eliminate the “undesirables” Real Americans, save the helpless children, and eliminate injustice for all! That’s right, The Tea-Team is bringing the New Ultra Rich American Revolution and they cant stop us!!
America, the mooslim tyrant is at his weakest moment! And this is a great opportunity to overthrow the tyrant before is too late!
needs help more than ever is more united and stronger than ever, but a little help never hurts!
These Real American Heroes wont rest until we have been liberated… Heroes like, House Minority John “Majority” Boehner, The Leader of the “Tea-Team” who is not afraid of the hippie bear-loving liberals!
The suave and smooth talking Louisiana Governor Bobby “Brownface”
Jindal Whiteman… he is soooo dreamy…
The Hip-Hop, muscle man, and GOP Chairman Michael “Da Man” Steele… but his friends call him Mr. S.
And then the Greatest American ever lived… Plumber Joe “Real American Hero” The Plumber!!!
Rest assured America… you are in good hands! GO GET THEM, BOYS!!!
GOP Will Win White House in 2012!
mooslim one still around…
The Real United States of America. February 25, 2009 - Nation, great news! Things are looking great for the GOP! First of all the Republican Party was impressed with the Louisiana Gov. Bobby
“I was impressed, he was clean, well spoken… and he speaks real English!” proclaimed a republican in a white hood, “I think we can get America back from that damn n#g@r”
As you can see Real Americans were impressed with the GOP, but don’t take my word for it! The Co-Chairman of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh, had wonderful things to say about the Louisiana Governor, “He was awesome!!!!”
Real America agrees, and so do I!
Meanwhile the mooslim leader is just lazing around, waiting for America to collapsed…
Sen. Dave Schultheis Fights The Gays!! Shuts down liberal bill that promotes sexual promiscuity
Sen. Dave Schultheis: I am doing this… to protect the children… Someone must think of the children!!!!
The Patriotic States of Colorado. February 25, 2009 - Nation, I have some wonderful news! A Republican Senator from my hometown is fighting a brave battle against The Gays and the hippie sexual-deviant liberals! Just today he said no to a bill that would have
required all pregnant women to be tested for HIV so that if they are infected their babies can be treated to prevent the transfer of the virus promoted sexual promiscuity, gay sex, and gay marriage… and much much more!!!
Nation is not everyday that I have the great honor of having a Real American hero in my backyard! "This stems from sexual promiscuity for the most part and I just can't go there," he said. "We do things continually to remove the consequences of poor behavior, unacceptable behavior, quite frankly." proclaimed Sen. Dave Schultheis (actual quote). “I am doing this for the children… after all I am a pro-lifer, and this bill will make sure we stop the insidious teachings and promotion of sexual deviance… after all I am doing it for the children!”
Bravo, Sen. Dave Schultheis, you are true American hero and I hope you
die in a fiery hell beat those damn gays and liberals!
Wikiality decided to interview Sen. Dave Schultheis Republican colleagues… but for some strange reason they kept their distance and they declared they were busy… estrange… but I am sure they are wishing him the best on his fight against these sexual deviants.
Nation, Sen. Dave Schultheis is a brave American and if you wish him good luck on his fight against the liberals you can contact him:
- 200 E. Colfax Avenue
- Denver, CO 80203
- Room # 274
- Office: (303) 866-4835
- Fax: (303) 866-2012
- PO Box 49282
- Colorado Springs, CO 80949-0282
- Office: (719) 532-0546
- Fax: (719) 532-0546
mooslim leader cancels Easter Egg Hunt this year
Free Watermelon and fried chicken will be served instead!!
The Real America. February 25, 2009 - Nation, I have some sad news. I just received
an email a reliable source that the mooslim president will cancel this year’s Easter Egg Hunt… probably for being ‘too christiany’!
How dare That One! After all the work we did
to smear his image to end racism in America and this is how he repay us???
Now Nation, this terrorist action makes me mad! The mooslim leader is foregoing of an American Christian tradition, and instead he will replace it with his mooslim tradition of serving fried chicken, watermelon,
and white women to visitors… they say it will be the greatest picnic ever! So Nation I will boycott I will go just to see what the fuzz is about… Clearly I must have been invited!
Liberals demand more abortions and sex
GOP demands more
congressional pages anti-abortion funding
The Islamic States of Neo-Russia. February 25, 2009 - I have some terrible news! I have just received information that ‘factinistas’ are releasing a ‘liberal’ report that is full of liberal propaganda! According with the GOP, the report is full of lies, and liberal facts! The abortionist-lovers are trying to use the report to convince America that abortions feel soooooooooooo good, and that abortions are good for the country… so the liberals are asking for more funds for the liberal program!
Nation don’t fall on these liberal lies! First of all we must save the unborn!! After all someone has to think of the children!! Second, we believe that these liberal programs are nothing but an excuse to teach sexual deviance on impressionable minds so that liberals can get to have more sex!!!
Poor liberals. But thankfully America wont fall on their tricks. The Pro-lifers mission statement after all is “to save the unborn
and the orphans” and stop people from having sex deviant carnal acts that make the Baby Jesus cry… after all sex is disgusting and revolting is a sin. Plus we Pro-lifers have come up with a plan to reduce unwanted pregnancies… “Abstinence”!! That’s right folks, if people stop having sex, they will stop from having abortions!! It’s so obvious!
Abstinence is 100% reliable… while the liberal program fails a 100%, is a liberal scheme so they can get more funds and money so they can use it to buy hookers and drugs… nice try.
The GOP is not stupid and they would never give away money in these pork-liberal programs. But luckily the GOP’s Abstinence Programs is working wonderfully! So we should just fund all of our money in the program... or better yet, have this working program replace the liberal one, after all the liberal program is a waste of good money!
Don’t worry Nation. The GOP has your back and will use all of our resources to keep America safe from The Gays and the Abortionist-loving sex-crazed liberals and make sure America is still the greatest Nation Ever. We salute to the Heroes of this country that makes America great!
moolim leader gives anti-american speech in front of godless liberal congress
GOP calls State of Emergency!
The Islamofacist States of Neo-Russia. February 24, 2009 - Nation, as you probably heard by now, the mooslim leader gave a new anti-american speech. The mooslim president was calling Real America the Great Satan. That One also spew some fear and hopelessness into his liberal/terrorist message… Nation, don’t listen to the fearmonger, he is using lies and deception so he can establish a socialist communist regime and elect himself president for life!
But thankfully the GOP is on the offensive! All Republicans agree that unless we stop the mooslim leader, America will cease to exist tomorrow! So the GOP has decided to launch
a sneak attack a patriotic preemptive strike. Now, the hippie bear-loving liberals have attacked Real Americans for weeks. The liberals tried everything, from deception to blackmail and even bribery, but we have survived their attacks unscratched! The GOP is stronger and more unified than Ever! We will succeed!
Nation, I just receive new information that the hippie bear-loving liberals have a secret Gay-Godless-Pedophile Bear Army!! The bastards!! The vicious murderous sodomites are ready to launch their gay attack and invade America’s bedrooms!! They waited for us to show our true strengths before they showed theirs! We must be ready in the coming days of battle! We must show no mercy!
First we must show our resolve to destroy The Gays before they force us to gay marry them or each other. We must not show weakness or they will eat us…! We must launch an
offensive attack pre-emptive self-defense!
I have a message for The Gays and Liberals… Real America has spoken and we wont stand for it! If you don’t like our country, leave it! After all
we have a Republican president and just learn to live with it... we have a Republican Congre… THIS IS REAL AMERICA AND YOU ARE NOT WELCOME!!
But I must inform you of some sad news… there has been some casualties in the War on Gays… as always it is the children that suffer first…
Nation, the wife of That One, has been known to wander around America’s schools to recruit children for the Liberal Gay Army. First she indoctrinates them into Islam and liberalism. Then we find out later that the children are recruited as sleeper cells and they are keeping a secret correspondence with their mooslim leader giving him intelligence that he could use to destroy America. The mini-islamofacists are also awaiting from their master's orders to either suicide attack or teach "Evolution" in the classroom.
The worst part is, that we have evidence that the mooslim leader is using his own children as recruiters in the Liberal Gay Army. Shame on you Obama™! You are a disgrace as a parent… I wouldn’t be surprised if the mini-threats have already recruited their own classmates to fight against America…
Nation, I don’t know about you, but I find the fact that children are writing to the mooslim leader disturbing. We must stop their correspondence and punish these mini-liberals before is too late! I heard there is enough room in Guantanamo…
It is too late already for these mini-terrorists and mini-mooslims in training; but we can still protect Our children against The Gay disease and the Liberal disease before is too late! After all we adults know what is best for the children…
So Nation, don’t forget. We must
kill defeat The Gays… for the children…
Real Americans forced to worship Allah
The Islamic States of Neo-Canada. February 24, 2009 - Nation, I am mad… not just mad but angry too! Did you know that the “stimulus” money had strings attached? I dont remember seeing any string on it... And not only that but Obama™ wants us to be cautious with the money and That One will be watching if
I am we are being wasteful! I can see he has some trust issues… Well, I said good day sir! I don’t need your stinking money! Besides, by law he will still have to give us the money, no matter what, so its ok…
Nation, this so called “stimulus” money has turned into either bribery or black mail and I will not stand it for it! I can see it know, once
I take the money we take the money, the mooslim one will start calling for favors… sure, at first it will be small things… like no more school prayer in one school, and maybe some little “Evolution” teaching in one district… next thing you know we are gay married!
So I applaud to those governors who said no to the money! We need more brave souls like you! We brave heroes that fight the evils of communism, terrorism, and The Gays must not compromise our integrity! We must keep the good fight no matter what!
Now Nation, I know things look bad, but trust me when I said that the GOP has it covered. The GOP is more unified and stronger than ever! And we have a plan
to retake the White House and Congress while America burns to save America! After all, the plan not only will save America… but it will save the children from The Gays!
So Nation, we must tell the mooslim leader that
I wont we wont accept his bribery, that we can do it without it… and that I need him to wire it to my personal checking account for safekeeping just in case….
…eeerrr… Nation… I think I spoke too soon… I just remembered that we must help the poor… the jobless… and
the Welfare Queens unemployed in their time of need… after all as a good Christian, we must show mercy and compassion to our... err... enemies... yeah... that...
…Nation… if we don’t accept the money we may be forced… to do unpleasant things to just pay our bills… we may be forced to “please” strangers and the gays in ways that we will regret…
terrorists and liberals hear the call for socialist jihad
The Islamic Socialist States of Neo-Russia. February 22, 2009 - The mooslim leader has decided to hold some sort of “Terrorist Summit” on Monday. We suspect that the summit is called “How to Destroy America and Ten Easy Ways to Cuddle a Liberal Bearrorist” (unofficially known as “He may not be into you”). Nation, first of all, I am still not sure about Obama’s™ citizenship, so I am sure he has no authority to hold this summit… second, That One is holding this “ostentatious” summit (we suspect there will be cake, circus animals, and lots of call girls for the democrats
and congressional pages/male gigolos for the republicans) while Real Americans are still out of jobs…
Nation, while the mooslim leader prepares to destroy America, we must ready to launch a counter-attack…
while some of us are grateful that he bribed us with free money Real America is mad as hell for trying to bribe us! How dare you!! The Republican Party is the party of fiscal responsibility and we are tired of seeing the spending out of control! We have a team of professional economists that agree with us that the mooslim leader doesn’t know what he is doing and we must stop him before he destroys the free-market forever!
Nation… I suspect that Obama’s™ so called Tax Cut is a nation-wide prank just waiting to ambush Real America into a bad joke…
GOP’s Annual Fundraising Party A Success!!
GOP Chairman promises a bright future ahead
February 21, 2009 - Nation, things have gone well for the GOP, while the mooslim leader has lost all the confidence and support of the American People. He is so unpopular that he was forced to move to Canada!! I bet he is having secret meetings with the French-Canadians, which they are secretly in love with the Polar Bears...
First the New Chairman of the GOP had nothing
harsh words but kind words to all Republicans and we believe we should easily win the White House and Congress in 2012 tomorrow, since we suspect Real America wont wait 4 years of the mooslim regime to be over…
We have protected the freedoms and liberties of Real Americans against the hippie bear-loving liberals. We have modernized the GOP so we can use the “series of tubes” better than before! Now we know how to use email! We gave tax cuts to
the rich Real Americans AND increased taxes on the poor and liberals!
The War on The Gays has been very successful and we predict that The Gay insurgency is on their last throes. And thanks to our attempts to reform education we have safeguarded our children against liberal ideology and successfully promoted abstinence with a 100% success rate!
Nation, I can see the rebirth of our Glory Days!!!
On a personal note. Nation, we must do our best to stop the enemies of freedom from destroying America… and we must stop fear and prejudice and their PC doctrine to destroy one of our most cherished treasures… which for some reason they tell me is
comedy and humor freedom of speech… I am not intimidated and you shouldn’t be either… and this time I mean it!!
Is Official: Obama™ Is The Worst President Of The Century… no, of EVER!!!
Real Americans agree
The Real America. February 20, 2009 - Nation, the RNC has released their
monthly yearly (we are starting this review from the day he was born, to make it fair…) review of the mooslim president and the numbers don’t look good. Their verdict? WORST PRESIDENT EVER!!
Nation, you would think the president would fix the mess
that the previous administration created that he “magically” created in the first place in a couple of days immediately. This sadly demonstrate that he is no “messiah”… don’t take my word for it, we have evidence that the mooslim one is loosing his popularity and his approval rating is plummeting down like the stock market!
Nation, The Real Americans have spoken, and they don’t trust the mooslim one… after all That One has suggested to diplomatically negotiate with terrorists to solve global terrorism… Ha! Like talking has solved anything! The mooslim terrorists of the world are more united and dangerous than ever… they wont yield that easily. Plus we suspect that the mooslim president is using that excuse to inform his mooslim comrades of new plans to invade America…
Nation, the GOP has proposed several ideas the past few days to fix America, but the mooslim one wont listen.
This is what the GOP has suggested… first we will increase taxes for the poor, after all they are all in welfare and they will probably spend their “stimulus” money in drugs, hookers, and booze… that way we wont have to increase taxes on the
Ultra Rich Real Americans. We must also protect our children and bring them “Real” education… which is why we must destroy “undesirable” books that contain “Queer Theory” and liberal propaganda… saving our Children's education and their future! But importantly we must safeguard our Nation… which is why the GOP will introduce a bill in which the government will police “the series of tubes” and they will track down terrorists, child molesters, and spies!! After all you want to keep America safe… unless you have something to hide… well? DO YOU?… (which reminds me, I better hide my pr0n)
And finally the Republicans are proposing raising a Zombie Army to fight and track down Obama Bin Laden… wooops… I mean to say Osama Bin Laden! *wink, wink*
Mr. Socks Passes Away
Nation’s pets mourns the loss of The Greatest Presidential Pet Ever
The United Feline States of America. February 20, 2009 - Nation, I am sad to inform you that Mr. Socks has passed away. This Presidential pet was one of the greatest leaders ever and the animal
kingdom republic will sadly miss him… “Now He belong to the Ages… I can see it now… all the catnip you can smoke, and all the tail he can chase…” proclaimed the liberal horny ex-president Bill Clinton…
Mr. Socks, it was an honor to have you as our president... we all know Bill Clinton was just the pretty face...
Freedom At Risk!!
|The “Fairness Doctrine” will mandate the broadcast of “Liberal Propaganda” like this one in all channels and radio waves!!|
That One is still destroying America
The Islamic States of Jihad. February 20, 2009 - Nation, the mooslim leader wont stop until he destroys America. First he robbed the tax payers of a lot of money and then he distributed it among his cronies… but the mooslim leader couldn’t buy the GOP
as they said “No Thanks” to their filthy money as the Republicans bravely “rescued” part of the “stimulus” money to be given among Real Americans to be safeguarded in OUR hands, rather than have it at the hands of hippies and the poor!
So, since the mooslim leader couldn’t bribe the GOP, then he decided so silence them… and he is now targeting our
GOP Chairman GOP Co-Chairman!!! The mooslim one is trying to bring back “Fairness Doctrine”, which is a doctrine to broadcast hippie bear-loving liberal propaganda on the waves and silence Real America’s freedom of speech forever!!
Nation, the liberals will probably tell you that we are being paranoid, that there is no truth about the rumors circulating in Washington about kidnapping Rush Limbaugh and imprison him in Guantanamo… But is true!! How do I know? Because our new Co-chairman said so!
Plus I got evidence! We lost one of our guys in The War on Gays! Why? Because the liberals bear-loving anti-freedom of speech hippies didn’t like what he said on the air… Nation, it is starting!!!
- UPDATE: Nation, we have evidence on how will the liberals will use the "stimulus" money... they will use it to reward Evil-Doers!!!! Thats right, the mooslim one will buy more evil-doers to kidnap Rush Limbaugh and turn us gay!!... but thankfully the GOP
didnt partake of the moneyrescue the "stimulus" money before it was too late!...
GOP saves economy!!
|Part of the "Stimulus Money" will be used to hire Witch Hunters to stamp out “Queer Theories” and “Evolution” from liberal teachers to keep American children safe!!|
mooslim one would just spend his “stimulus” share on drugs
The Real United States of America. February 19, 2009 - Nation, even though we told That One that we didn’t need his stinking money,
so we told him no thanks and to shove it up his… we decided to take part of the “stimulus share”, because we feel sorry for Obama™ after he beg us to take it… plus we thought the extra money would be good for the Real American people. Is true that Real Americans don’t need the money, but we think we can use the money to make America Greater than it is!
Now Nation, I am sure there are some liberals out there accusing the GOP of being liars and insensitive jerks. That because we voted No on the “stimulus” the GOP was being insincere and playing party politics… Well that’s a lie! We must never compromised the party philosophy!
Plus the economy is not so bad The economy is just stuck, it just needs a little push… and we would had flatly rejected taking the money anyway… but we decided if we didn’t take the money, the large chunk would go to the hippie bear-loving liberals and we would be at a disadvantage so it would be better if the rest goes to Real Americans… rather than go to the poor
Nation, don’t forget the GOP and Real Americans are supporting the choice of taking the money, rather than leave the rest to the liberals. After all, it would be what Jesus would want it, and as a Good Christian we shoul…
what?… THEY WHAT??? THEY WANT US TO GIVE IT BACK????
Nation, forget Jesus, he is busy at the moment… But I am certain God is mandating us to take and use the money for the good of…
tell them we are not here, I don’t care if they oppose it, we need this money!!!! STOP TYPING DAMMIT!!!! DELETE IT!
Anyway… I am sure the GOP will use the money properly… even if there are some who may disagree… besides… what could be the worst that could happen by taking the “stimulus money”?…
GOP To America: Everything is Fine
Ultra Rich not Welfare Queens
The Real United States of America. February 18, 2009 - Nation, the mooslim president wont shut up about this so called “crisis”… and now he robbed the American people of a Trillion dollars so he can share it with his liberal buddies… well, Obama™ we the people of Wikiality don’t need you stinking free liberal money!!… but
this intrepid reporter WE are willing to make the sacri… what?… we should do what?? NOT USE IT??? ARE YOU NUTS, IS FREE MONEY!!!
…Nation… after talking with… “our colleagues”… wikiality has decided it doesn’t need the “stimulus” out of principle, if the mooslim one wants to send us the check, we will take it but WE… WONT… CASH… IT… after all we Real Americans are not in welfare…
wait I changed my mind, I need the money!!! Give it to me, please!!!! …
...sorry, I don’t know what got into me…
Anyway, Nation… There is nothing… to… worry… about… yeah… everything… is fine…
NATION GREAT NEWS!!!*Ahem* I mean... Nation, after begging, pleading, imploring and cryingdiscussing with my "republican colleagues", I decidedwe decided it would be insulting... no, offensive NOT to take and spend this free moneythe "stimulus money" for the good of America... after all, it is for... eerr... for... the children?... no, wait... for Real Americans... yeah... so Nation, your "stimulus plan" is in great hands... Now 'scuse me while I have to reserve a flight to Las Vegas as soon as possible
National Crisis: The Godless Gays Invade America
|Terrorist Gay mooslims Greatest Threat to Real America!!|
Military on High Alert
The Jihadist States of Moscow. February 18, 2009 - Nation, we have a plague, and that plague is The Gays. The liberal bear-loving liberal hippies have infiltrated our higher education learning to convert our children into The Gays so they can gay marry each other… you see nation, they want to expand their ranks so they can form The Gay Army (which is why we keep asking "that question")… not only that, the liberal gays are also teaching them the tenants of atheism so they can also infiltrate the government and turn us into Godless Gay loving hippies… THE HORROR!!
But don’t worry Nation, thanks so Real Heroes like State Rep. Charlice Byrd, R-Woodstock, are defending America from The Gays, their Queer Theory and hopefully in the future from the liberal teachings like Atheism and Evolution (Science and math, you are next!!!)
Now, I am sure that the bear-loving liberals will attack Real Americans with slanders like “racism” and “xenophobia” and “discrimination”… well shut your trap you godless gay heathen!! First of all we are trying to teach wholesome education to the children… like the world is flat and creationism which is REAL… none of that Darwin stuff… second, would you trust and Atheist in public office? How do we know that he or she feels guilty for sleeping around, taking briberies, and downloading child pornography? Because that’s what Atheists DO, they feel nothing for their sins since they don’t believe in God… which is why our office holders should be
Christians Real Americans that hide their guilt with lies that would never commit a sin.
Besides the whole “Racism” or “Discrimination” accusation is nothing but liberal lies! The GOP is un-racist! Does the liberal bear-loving hippies have forgotten that we have a
mooslim black man in the White House… and a black man Good Christian with a tan complexion is the Chairman of the GOP? Therefore Racism is over… Racism is over today… Racism is over tomorrow… Racism is over forever… so lets move on… (but I am sure Racism is still going on outside America, because foreigners are un-american and hasn’t heard the news that racism is over…)
Nation, the good fight will never be over. But I am promising you this, the GOP knows their priority… and that is eliminating The Gays, bringing back God into schools, and kicking those Atheists out of office… mmm… I am pretty sure that is all…
EMERGENCY NEWS: OBAMA™ SUPPORTS MICE GAY MARRIAGE!!
Cat wants to gay marry dog
The Gayest States of “Fabulous” America. February 18, 2009 - And the hippie bear-loving liberals called me crazy. See, see what happens when you let The Gays go around gay marrying each other? Now The Mice want to do the same!
“We must stop the madness!! We must do everything we can to oppose Obama’s™ presidency
for no apparent reason before he destroys America!” proclaimed a Republican. “If he becomes too successful we will never be able to win the White House and Congress…”
Nation, don’t blame the GOP if you see more mice gay marrying and moving into your neighborhood, we tried our best
to destroy the only hop to rebuild the American economy to safeguard heterosexual marriage.
GREAT NEWS!!! IS OFFICIAL, THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!!
|Lincoln was so happy about the comparison, that some say he was rolling in his grave with joy!!|
George “Lincoln” Bush will be honored tomorrow
The Greatest Nation of America. February 17, 2009 - Nation, I have one thing to say to those liberals who called the Bush’s Administration “The Worst Eight Years of Our Lives”… SUCK IT!!! Because I have some great news!! Historians believe that the Bush’s years are equivalent of Lincoln's Greatest Administration!! WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!
Thanks to Real Americans, we can now demonstrate that not only was those eight years wonderful to America. But it was the bestest of times! Since liberals are sooo in love with Obama™, and Obama™ is so in love with Lincoln, by the power of transference, liberals loves Lincoln. And since historians demonstrate that Bush Greatness was so Great that is equal to that of Lincoln's, therefore liberals must love Bush!!!
Nationalization New Plan to Save Banks on the Rise
Greenspan: Let the
market GOP decide!
February 17, 2009 - Nation, as previously stated, Real Americans and Republicans have been tossing around an idea to save our Nation’s economy. While many liberals seem to glee and call the GOP plan an “admission” of weakness, I tell them they are being nonsense. The Great Czar of Free-Market Economy and Emperor of Capitalism have always wanted to implement the
Nationalization Rescue Plan! The plan will involve caretaking all of America’s bank to create “The Super Bank of America”!!! You see nation, many banks are small, weak, frail, and need pampering caretaking… so the government will seize them baby-sit them until they feel better…
Now, I am pretty sure that the liberals will accuse the GOP of betraying their core values (we are still hunting The Gays, and the poor!). If someone questions your core values you tell them that we are not compromising anything… we are just readjusting to certain unforeseeable events. Besides, is not like the government will actually interfere in the business of making money. They assure me that we will give the government jobs to the CEOs and businessmen! I am pretty sure the economy is in safer hands as long as we give the responsibility of America's economy to businessmen and CEOs to oversee it! I mean they know how to make money!
Which reminds me. Nation do not forget the GOP will not be enough, we also need God in our side. And God wants us to make sure we pray… we pray for America… and we pray for our president… to FAIL! After all… all Real Christians want the mooslim one to go away! Which is why we have already send The Greatest Evangelist and Real Good Christian Ever to the world to spread the message that Obama™ Must Fail!!!
George W. Bush Could Have Won The War on Terror
That One still doesn’t know what he is doing
February 16, 2009 - Nation, according with my sources the eight years during the Bush’s Administration has been great for
the world America! His innovative plan to safeguard America was so effective and splendid that many undemocratic states friends of America have emulated The Greatest Ex-President Ever’s plan to fight terrorism and making the world safer for Democracy!!
Too bad That One is "soft" on terrorism...
the mooslim leader looses support from GOP
Stimulus Plan still passes Victory is Ours!!!
The Islamic States of Taliban. February 16, 2009 - Nation, I don’t know why but That One is still insisting on enforcing his own partisanship. The GOP tried to block the “Stimulus Plan” from taking effect
but it passed anyway but luckily the GOP was able to kick his black @$$!! Take that Obama™!!!
As you can see the GOP surrounded the president and told him to take a hike!! Yeah, who is afraid of you now?…
Nation, the GOP wont be easily persuaded by his charisma, by his soothing lies… by his… big smile… and sparkling eyes… and that cute… eeeeerrr I mean… I wont fall for that one… I mean We wont fall for that one…! yeah…
The Source of All of Our Troubles wont go away…
|Why We Fight? The Battle Against Gay Terrorism. Or “Save The Children, Save The World” (and No, that Photo of the black child with a white family in the “adopted” photo is not photoshoped… Repeat It IS Photoshoped… No, I mean IS not!!)|
America still unsafe under mooslim administration
The Islamic States of That One. February 16, 2009 - Nation. The mooslim one is doing it again. Now he is alienating our allies!! The tea-sucking British are so scare of angering the mooslim leader that they are desperately looking a way to please their
new master new friend.
Now Nation. You know I don’t like the tea-sucking Englishmen or Europeans for that matter. But these guys are our allies
and we need their troops to fight terrorism and good friends. Friends should look after each other… right? Plus, I noticed that the British has come up with a great solution to solve their liberal journalist plagues their police brutality problems… "Gotcha Journalism" and we should implement that solution here! Nation, the men and women in uniform are being harassed by the liberal media, if this keeps up... how are they suppose to keep racial profiling “undesirables” breaking our civil liberties exercise their police brutality rights safeguarding America?
Now, I am sure that the liberals will whine that we need to keep an eye on “the police” because they keep beating up
the poor, black people, and the homeless thieves, drug dealers, and welfare queens. Nation, if you are a Real American and you have nothing to hide, then don’t worry! You can trust the police! And if you get beating up, is your own damn fault…. ‘specially black people... you all look alike
So liberals, leave the police alone! They are Real Americans and… WHAT???... THEY DID WHAT???... THEY BOUGHT HYBRIDS??? AND THEY ARE NOT AMERICAN BRAND??? F#@K THE POLICE!!!!
Anyway Nation, forget the police, bunch of sissified liberal bear-loving hippies. Nation, see this is what’s wrong with America!! Ever since That One took office things have gone down the crapper!!! Don’t take my word for it, you can ask Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, “Gosh… I feel so violated… Obama™ screw us sooooo “hard”… trust me, I know how it feels to be screwed,
Because I have done a lot of screwing to the American people in the past. That One “Rammed Through” his big, hard, and strong “Stimulus Package”… and let me tell you the American People will feel it in the morning… I can still feel it…”
Nation, we must act now before is too late… my sources tells me that since the police is in Obama’s™ side The Gays have decided to implement their agenda to destroy our Traditional Families and gay marry our children!!! HELP!! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! Someone call the police!!… Oh wait, don’t call the police they are full of hippies now… and maybe of gays too!!!
…I am so scare…
Nation, do not despair!! Even thought things look badly… at least things are not as bad as Japan… I mean, seriously… finance minister, Shoichi Nakagawa, drinking on the job? Are thing really that bad for you?… wait… it is?… my bad…
See? At least we are not Japan…
- UPDATE: Nation, we have claimed a small victory!!! Now if we could just get That One kicked out of office...
George W. Bush is named NOT The Worst President EVER!!!
still worse than Herbert Hoover eat your heart out James Buchanan!!
The Greatest United States of America!! February 16, 2009 - Nation! I have some GREAT NEWS!!! As you know the hippie bear-loving liberal media has always labeled our Beloved President as The Worst President Ever, which is a slander!! But thanks to Real Americans we have found evidence to demonstrate that The Greatest President Ever
was not a bad president was awesome!!!
US Army Will Launch "SKYNET" To Keep America Safe!!
humans terrorists have no place to hide
The Cyber States of America. February 16, 2009 - Nation, as you know the US Army had been having some troubles filling up their recruitment numbers, because of unforeseeable events. The military is investigating the mysterious reason their recruiting numbers are low, yet the demand for more recruits has not gone down. The military tried recruiting
the convicts, the retarded, and the senile “volunteers” into their ranks to make up the gap, yet this has been dissatisfying. But that is about to change!!
Nation, the Army has decided to build 1 million robots to fight for the US Army and to fight for America!!
Now, there are some rumors going around that a few of the robots had some glitches and few attained sentience and tried to take over the country They work 100% and they are perfectly safe!!!
mooslim leader not Real American
Obama’s™ communist, mooslim, mafia style government attacks Real Americans!!
The Real United States of America. February 16, 2009 - Nation, as you know brave Real Americans and Heroes have been fighting the despot for months… and as you remember That One has been hiding his birth certificate from us and claiming that he was born in America, yet even after the election he has personally refused to show us his birth certificate! Well, Nation I am tire, and you are tired too of this stonewalling, is time to force the mooslim to show us the truth! Obama™ if you got nothing to hide give us the damn thing!!!
But luckily four brave Real Americans are fighting the mooslim stablisment to reveal the document that claims he is a Real American, which he is not!
The Heroes are House Republican Caucus Chairman Glen Casada, R-College Grove; Rep. Eric Swafford, R-Pikeville; Rep. Frank Nicely, R-Strawberry Plains; and Rep. Stacey Campfield, R-Knoxville!!!
Keep the good fight brave Heroes!! The Republican Party supports you a 100% and you liberals stop calling this heroic action Racist!! This is a 110% NOT Racist!!
Nation, we must do our part and keep the "undesirables" out of government, it is our
un-constitutional racist patriotic duty!!
That one’s presidency is dead
GOP claims new victory!
The Socialist States of Neo-Russia. February 16, 2009 - Nation, while is true that The Source of All of Our Problems is enforcing socialism, is not all bad… because this means a victory for the GOP!! As soon as the rest of America realizes the nightmare they unleashed by electing this
black man mooslim, they will come back crying to us, begging us to take back the White House AND Congress!!
Nation, while we wait for That One to be kicked out, Real Americans are being economically hurt pretty badly, because Obama™ is a heartless insensitive bastard… as long as the free-market is oppressed we will never make Real Money…
well Obama™, we Real Americans are fed up already, so go back to your arab-land or mooslim-land or whatever "your people" call it…
Un-American News: UN forum is Racist and Anti-Semite!!
Iran appalled that wasn’t invited…
February 15, 2009 - Nation. I was shock and surprised to learn that the UN is holding a Racist Forum. Now, me personally, I have never participated on these racist forums; this is the first time that I have heard of such things... but according with Israel the forum is full of racist and anti-semites. THE SHOCK! Israel says that the forum has been targeting the poor joos for years because
they have all the gold they hate Israel and the joos never gave “thanks” to the UN for returning the Holy Land to them while kicking out them arabs for good. Instead the UN is accusing the joos of being Racist!! That’s right, you hear me! They say that the UN is declaring that the Israeli government ALL Israelites are all racist!!!
Ludicrous! I have you know that all non-joos, black people,
terrorists mooslim arabs, and the real chosen people of God Christians are really happy! There is nothing wrong with Israel…
Now, Nation. I don’t care much about Israel, but my Evangelicals preacher says that we must defend the Holy Land from “undesirables” to keep it pure. Plus we need the joowish vote to win back the White House and Congress… I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FRIEND OF THE JOOS, I HAVE JOOWISH FRIENDS… I think… no, wait yes I DO! My joowish friend tells me that all Israelites are NOT racists, so I believe him, after all he is a joo and all joos know each other… which is why we must Protect Isreal so Jesus can return and convert them! show them the error of their ways…
Besides, if there was anything racist going on, I would have noticed something… which reminds me. I was invited to a college colonial-theme ball and I had the greatest time ever! Yet for some reason some peopled called it racist… I bet because we didn’t use real black people in it, and instead we had some white guy painted in black paint to “act” as the
slave servant. Hey, liberals! We tried but for some reason no one wanted to act the part!!
Oh, crap I better finish this article quickly! I have a job in which I am wearing a white sheet and I am suppose to distribute some fliers about animals and meat... must be a restaurant... and I am late… Now Nation, don’t get angry. But I suspect that the people that I work with in this part time job may be somehow affiliated to a hippie bear-loving liberal organization... because people have been giving me disgusting looks recently while I was distributing the fliers… but I digress...
Nation, let me remind you. Isreal is a friend of the US and they would never do anything to hurt us… like... lets say... start WWIII or a Nucular Holocaust… I mean Nucular Warfare…
So UN, stop being a dick and leave Israel alone, they know what they are doing…
GOP Unveils Awesome Plan to Save Economy!!!!!!!
Obama™ still spews socialist agenda
The Free-market States of America!! February 15, 2009 - Nation, I have some
terrible wonderful news!!! The GOP has come up with a brilliant plant to save the banking industry and rescue our troubled economy!! As you can see Obama™ has failed once again, so this is a job for the Republicans!!
Two self-avowed fiscal conservatives, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Rep. Peter King (R-NY), have declared that there is only one solution to save America's economy…
the Nationalization of the Banking Industry!!!... WHAT THE HELL??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS FOR REAL???... what?... dont type that!!! DELETE the Repatriation of the Banking Industry back from the clutches of foreigners, socialists, hippies, and hippie bear-loving liberal DEBT! The plan will be called “The Appropriation and Repatriation of the Financial, Credit, and Investment Industry Act” and we agree this is a… wonder…ful... plan!
Now some liberal bear-loving liberals will accuse Sen. Lindsey Graham of socialism… poor liberals… don’t they know that Republicans don’t practice socialism or welfare? Plus we are still allowing the invisible hand of the free-market to decide…. That hand just happens to be of the government and less invisible…
...besides invisibility is *overrated*…
Now 'scume while I do some
soul-searching Real American stuff...
Number One Threat To America: Giant Bears!!!
Number Two Threat To America: Video Games
The Videogameland of America. February 14, 2009 - Nation, the liberals are doing it again. This time they are indoctrinating children into playing violent games that includes Giant Godless Killing Machines and commie soviets as heroes!
For shame video game industry!
Instead I will buy this patriotic game… It has no bears!
The Obamas™ make other ‘couples’ look plain, unsexy, and boring by comparison
F#@K U Obama™!!
February 14, 2009 - Nation, Valentine’s day is suppose to be a day of love
and lust for couples. Yet, the Obamas™ are ruining everything!!! It wasn’t enough that he released his Zombie Army to destroy our economy, now he is threatening this sacred holiday for heterosexual married couples, dating couples, sex friends, prostitutes, and strippers…
Ever since the “undesirables” moved to the White House, things have changed. And I don’t mean the collapse of the economy, the rise of insurgency, and the future fall of America… What I mean is that ever since the mooslim family showed themselves to the world, it has caused
insecurity jealousy envy resentment confusion for Real American Couples.
Their so called lovey-dovey behavior, as well as their "precious" little girls, is causing insecurity in all couples and families... This family is so bogus, and they are so not real! This kind of "perfect" family doesnt exist... unless they are Real Americans! Nation, this family is a myth, and I know myths when I see one!...
I hate them so much!!!
Oh, sure I am all alone this Valentine's day... and I feel lonely... and I dont have a girlfriend... but only because of the restraining order!! Nation, this family is a threat to Real Americans!!!
Nation, I fear this is the hippie bear-loving liberals attempt to destroy the American family by causing “more confusion”… don’t believe what the media tells you! This family is evil!!… Now, the liberal media will tell you that we have a cool president… lies… we all know that he is actually a nerd!
Nation, we must stop the Obamas™ before they ruin Valentine for all of us!! I have already seeing the future! And the future is socialism, gay marriage, and ruined Valentine days forever!!!
mooslim president wants your money
|GOP Chairman: Mea Culpa! But you can trust me, we will get your trust back!!|
Obama™: Socialism is underway, baby!! And you cant stop us now!!
Socialist States of Neo-Russia. February 13, 2009 - It looks like the mooslim president just wont give up, neither will he learn that socialism and communism is dead… Nation, we must send a clear message that the free-market is our only saving tool. We need more tax cuts, not more spending. Yet the commie mooslim refuses to accept the fact that a 100% tax cut bill can save our economy… Doesn’t he realize that
The Ultra Rich Real Americans are having a hard time?
When will Obama™ learn that business can do a better job than government in saving this economy?
Which reminds me, I got an offer to invest in a franchise known as “Jails-R-Us”, a good source of cheap Real American labor, none of that outsourcing… this better work, I lost too much in my previous investments already
Nation, as Real Americans, we must send a clear and strong message to the hippie bear-loving liberals that we wont tolerate this ‘stimulus plan’ nor any republican will be easily intimidated by their abusing powers…
except maybe their constituents…
But Nation, even the GOP has its own un-american traitors from within the party, we suspects they are working with the mooslim terrorist… It is these un-american traitors that are damaging the GOP’s image, and which is why we
lost got cheated in the last election… which is why we must rebrand our image to demonstrate to America we still got it!
F#@king Unions… What Are They Good For?
|F#@king Unions: We do the Sh!t that no one will…|
F#@ U SA. February 12, 2009 - Nation, we have a plague, and this f#@king plague has a secret alliance with a f#@king mooslim terrorist. The plague is a commie f#@king terrorist organization known as an f#@king “union”… but thankfully we have f#@king Real Americans fighting the good f#@king fight…
SO F#@K YOU TERRORISTS!!! I TAKE SH!T FROM NOBODY!! A$$HOLE!!
The mooslim bear-loving liberal economy
where is my free money, biatch!!
February 11, 2009 - Well, no day goes by before I hear how much free money will the mooslim president will give away to welfare queens and hippie bear-loving liberals that refuse to get real jobs… Nation, I don’t know about you but this mooslim president is exceeding his executive powers... his economic recovery plan will destroy America forever…
But Nation, don’t worry! I know a friend of mine who is an entrepreneur and told me of this great investment that will give us
free money, free slaves, and a way to imprison “undesirables” away from society for free new capital investment from the government, jobs that assists the local community, and free housing for needy families. I am telling you, cant wait to see how much I will get from this investment… strangely enough I haven’t heard from my friend for a while, something about needing to talk to his lawyer first…
Anyway, that wasn’t the only investment I am involved. I have another friend who told me he just found some cheap supply of food in a
dumpster food distribution center. And he promised me we can sell it and make a profit… he too has been absent…
Nation… I am worry that my friends had been disappearing lately… well, no worries, I have another friend that I know I will be able to count on… he is a Fox Producer and he promised me a good paying job tomorrow! Can’t wait to see him again!
Nation, you probably wonder what kind of undercover work I am doing. All I can say is that I am working hard to ban books for life!!
GOP News: We Are still Party of
One Few Many America Don’t know what the hell I am doing anymore… Everything is fine folks!
February 10, 2009 - Nation, I know liberals has accused the GOP of being
reckless careless. But lets face it Nation, the liberals are known of doing terrible blunders… like voter fraud… That will never happen to us Real Americans.
Nation, the GOP has gained a lot of ground over the week, and we are doing fantastic!! Now, if only the liberal media will just pick up the slack and start
lynching grilling torturing interrogating questioning the mooslim president. Instead they are just making his job too easy…
On a personal note, this wikiality reporter will be busy the next few months.
I just found Work This intrepid reporter will be going undercover... so he wont be able to spread truthiness as much as he wants. But dont worry, the way the GOP is handling the economic issue, we will be seeing an increase of idle hands and unemployed citizens bored to tears volunteers. But I promise you that I will continue to fight against the hippie bear-loving liberals and this mooslim president. After all, I took the oath to lie, deceive, and misinform the public protect America's freedom, tell nothing but the truthiness, and uphold justice the GOP Real American way.
- UPDATE: The mooslim president has just started his socialist welfare program to give away Mansions to terrorists!
The Lord Smotes Lesbians!
But, every Good American knows,
"The lesbians have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent koalas, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way--all of them who have tried to secularize Australia--I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."
So, get praying Australians.
If you know what's good for you.
Wins Concedes compromises War on Socialism Stimulus Package GOP takes back congress Real America awaits government aid
February 9, 2009 -
Nation, great news! We won!! Obama™ has become a failure and the “Stimulus” plan failed to pass!!! Woohooo!! Take that hippie bear-loving liberal!!
Nation, I bring sad news… for some strange reason the mooslim president was able to establish his socialist agenda… Not only that, but his project to establish a nation-wide madrasa was also approved.
“This is terrible!! America lost… the American people are the losers on this one…” proclaimed a Republican Senator.
Nation, do not despair. We have “Influential Powers” that will allow us to stop this menace before it destroys our country…
The business community has given us full support to destroy this bill once and for all… and I say …filibuster today… filibuster tomorrow… filibuster forever!!
So please Ignore my previous rant and lets just get along… OK?
GOP Call to
South GOP will rise again!
The Patriotic States of America. February 9, 2009 - Nation, the era of partisanship is over, yet someone has forgotten to tell that to the bear-loving hippie liberals. The mooslim president promised us that this new government will represent the voice of America, yet why does the mooslim president continues to deny
our demands the public’s pleas for help?
Nation, don’t worry. Obama™ will capitulate to public pressure and resign once he sees that he was never meant to be our President. The GOP has the upper hand and the support of The Real America! According with the new chairman of the Republican Party, the public is disgusted with the new economic recovery plan that is filled with
bling-bling pork. Mr. Obama™, tear down this stimulus plan! We warned you what would happen if you didn’t listen to us!! The GOP public demands more tax cuts! We have evidence that this plan will destroy America forever!!
Gut News: More Gut News!!
Stephen Colbert should get Nobel Prize
February 9, 2009 - Nation, more and more evidence is surfacing demonstrating that the Gut is the superior brain!! Many in Wikiality are wondering why hasn’t Mr. Nobel giving his cash prize to our beloved Stephen…
America’s only BFF,
Saudi Arabia Britain Battered wife British welcomed home
Bulliest Friendliest Nation of America. February 8, 2009 - Nation, I just want to remind you, even thought America didn’t win the world popularity contest. Is good to know we still maintain good relations with our Allies Ally close to us when we need them. Is good to know we still have friends even in these difficult times… specially a friend who can keep a “secret”, not like France or the EU… specially the Germans WHO GAVE US bad INTELLIGENCE IN IRAQ… oops what’s that suppose to be a secret?… please forget what I said…
So Nation, don’t forget to send a card once in a while to our tea-sucking-biscuit-munching-terrible-cavities Ally
for not telling the world that we tortured and violated human rights and the Geneva convention over and over again for keeping our national secrets away from Terrorists and other liberal traitors…
pussies guys are awesome...
GOP’S UNLIMITED CAMPAIGN DONATIONS AMERICA’S FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN DANGER!!!
CEOs demand equal voice against
unions and tax payers social welfare
The United Motherf#@ker States of America Real America. February 8, 2009 - Nation, you know me. I care a lot about corporate contributions freedom of speech. And right now those fundamental tenants of our freedoms are being oppressed across the nation. Many Corporations, CEOs and The Ultra Rich Real Americans were force to close their purses shut their mouth in what it should be an important freedom of speech issue.
“This is unfair, I am not allowed to
give large political contributions to crush these peasants express my opinion against policies that makes America unsafe and un-american” proclaimed a Rich White man republican loyalist.
“I wanna talk about how these unions are destroying America, and my
money right to freedom of speech does all of the talking. How am I suppose to compete fairly now that I am not allowed to buy my politicians fairly express my opinions?” declared a CEO small business owner.
Our company needs more bailout money, we are first priority!! It’s time to stop these welfare queens from draining our poor government. We need that free money first!” claimed a banker.
The new chairman of the GOP agrees, “Is time to stop these
government jobs welfare programs. They haven’t contributed to the economy of our Nation. I will demand Congress to cut spending so we will be able to save a lot of money from our taxpayers.”
Nation, we the people of Wikiality believe these Social Welfare Programs must be eliminated. The New GOP chairman gave us a list of what is considered to be welfare programs that the welfare queens are disguising it to be essential to the nation, nice try... Nation, demand congress to Eliminate these programs at once, before they drain our economy:
The United States MilitaryThe Gayscouts of America The United States Department of DefenseSome government program to arm the Gays The United States Postal Servicea government program where you shoot people everyday
- The Firefighter Department (we suspect is full of gays)
- The Police Department (Blackwater promises us they can save a ton of money AND keep us safe at the same time!)
- Public Administration (the public is full of un-american gay bear-loving liberals, I say let the market decide!)
- Public construction works and maintenance (ridiculous, government has no business in construction, I say rip those contracts, kick those liberal contractors out, and let the market decide!)
- Government own public utilities (I say let the market decide our gas and water prices, not the government! It worked so well with Oil…)
- Libraries (they are still hiding something™)
- And several Government
Crime Continues to Rise in America
Obama™ is to blame
February 7, 2009 - Nation, ever since the mooslim president took over, crime has become more rampant and dangerous. Gang activity has tripled, the youth of society is out of control, and we just uncovered a conspiracy to undermine the safety of our government!!!
First of all the new mooslim president strikes me as suspicious, we just found out that Obama™ has “undesirables” within the White House. According with sources these “undesirables” also go by the name of ‘coons’ and had been pestering White House staff… “Seriously, when will these ‘coons’ leave? I wish Bush was back” claimed a republican…
Then, ever since Obama™ took office, we have notice strange youth activity around the country, some of them have joined gangs to undermine religious authorities, we fear that the liberal educashun has warped their minds and they have been emboldened by having a
black man mooslim as their heretic leader… some have even gone so far as to deface property and vandalize public areas by leaving obscene graffiti and gang signs… and we believe their delinquent leader has ties to the mooslim president…
It gets worst, just today we learned that Rep. Peter Hoekstra, a
republican democrat from Michigan, decided it would be fun to let the entire world know that a secret congressional trip has just taken place. For security reasons the trip was to be kept secret. The “Traitor” used twitter, an Islamic website (we believe), to communicate his mooslim friends about their activity and by giving them details about their itinerary that was updated every hour.
The group was secretly traveling to Iraq to surprise the troops and throw a surprise party… cake and all!… and this
republican democrat scum had to go ahead and ruin the surprise… some manners…
So as you can see Nation, we have gang activity increasing, crime going rampant, and government secrets being spilled under the Obama™ administration… I wonder how long it will take before someone does something…
GOP Not Dead!!
News of Racism within GOP greatly exaggerated
The United States of America #1. February 6, 2009 - Nation, news that the GOP
was changing its platform and its policy to reflect contemporary America was dead to traditional America has been greatly exaggerated.
“Seriously guys. We don’t need to change. After all… THIS IS
SPARTA AMERICA!!” proclaimed Republican Senator Leonidas. “I believe the Republican party will easily win back Congress, just wait and see…”
When liberal reporters asked to Senator Leonidas, if Republicans in general knew what were they doing, the senator scoffed the idea that Republicans were lost. “Listen, we know what we are doing, we got this! The Republican Party will triumph again. We are not ready to abandon America… nor we will abandon the tenants of democracy….
Good News!!: GM Unveils New Plan!!
GM sends bill to Congress to pay for new veil
Jagofftown SUV-town, USA. February 6, 2009 - Nation, Great News!! GM Chrysler has just released good news that they have come up with a new plan to save the automotive industry! And the idea is so great that the rest of the automobile industry are joining in their plan!! They believe that with this new plan, they will not only save the economy but they will finally get rid of fuel-efficiency standards foreign vehicles forever. USA! USA! USA!
Here is the plan in simple terms:
1. Oil Prices Increases. Suddenly, fuel-efficient small foreign vehicles are more attractive.
2. Customers are not buying American cars; instead they are buying foreign cheap cars.
3. The Big Three asks for
free money bailout money from taxpayers to save industry, promising to pay it back someday
4. Industry uses Taxpayer money
to invest in fuel efficiency to lobby government to keep oil-guzzling vehicles as industrial standard.
5. Americans refuse to buy
oil-guzzling monsters American cars.
6. Automobile Industry uses rest of Taxpayer money to sue the taxpayers to ban fuel-efficiency standard, therefore foreigners will leave and Americans will have no choice but to buy American cars!
7. Industry is safe! Profits will rain!
There you have it Nation, a brilliant plan! And the liberals said that they didn’t have a plan…
See Nation, the Republicans know what is good for Real America. And the liberals said this whole thing was a bad idea…
Nation, don’t listen to Obama™, he still insists that the GOP is wrong when it comes in creating jobs. The Republican Party knows how to create jobs, you can believe it!
Just today I was told that some prominent Republican was given a job offer after losing his pervious work…
- UPDATE: Nation, GM came up with an additional plan to
enrich themselvessave the economy...
- Phase 1: Collect $7-Billion Tax-waiver
- Phase 2: ?
- Phase 3: Profit!!!
Mooslim president cant stop potty mouth
Dick Cheney put to shame
The United F@#king States of F@#king America. February 5, 2009 - Well Nation… the mooslim genie is out of the bottle… as soon as Obama™ started to swear against the GOP, the mooslim president couldn’t stop himself. Just this morning McCain said hello to him and he responded with the F word. …I mean… what happened to the liberal well spoken Obama™? I never heard a
ghetto liberal black man speak like that!
Oh, it didn’t just stop there. As soon as he arrived back to Washington, he started to throw more obscene words around.
When asked about Rush Limbaugh he said some unpleasant things about Mr. Limbaugh.
When the GOP asked to explain the Economic Recovery Package plan, he replied with some strong words that we cannot print here.
And when the GOP demanded more tax cuts and less spending on the bill, Obama used some very demeaning words against fellow republicans.
But Nation, it doesn’t just stop there. He didn’t just use such vulgar words against Real Americans and Republicans. The mooslim president started to get “too” comfortable with himself and has been heard to use such “words” in every day activity…
Like when his vice-president tried to steal his fries from his plate during lunch time. The mooslim president said some pretty awful things to Joe Biden… And when Democrats asked for his secret blackberry number he replied in an un-presidential manner…
And when reporters asked him what he will do later tonight, he replied in a manner that makes me question his sanity at this point…
Nation, the worst part is that Wikiality was told later that day, that an audio publishing company was interested on recording the presidential voice to be sold around the country. It seems that for some reason this new “Obama”™ is more popular with the public than ever… I bet the Japanese have something to do with it…
Let us hope this thing doesn’t go global… can you imagine that?…
Un-American News: 2009 World Popularity Contest
America: I will buy everyone a puppy!
February 5, 2009 - Nation, every year the world takes some sort of survey to see which Nation is the most popular. Well, this year the contest should be ours, after all this country has been
loosing jobs trimming the fat, curtailing civil liberties establishing discipline, and maintaining a deadly war exercising every day. So ladies and gentlemen the #1 country on the planet is America GERMANY???!!! WHAT THE HELL???!!!
I mean why Germany? We saved Europe's ass back in WWII and this is how they repay us? Have the World forgotten that Germany was the original Axis of Evil?... You know you lost it when the World would rather have
Hitler Nazi Germany as your buddy rather than hang out with you... I mean this is Germany we are talking about! They even have a word about taking please out of the suffering of others! (Schadenfreude, God even the word sounds German)
Canada Japan I understand, they have some freaking robots and Anime… but Germany? How the hell did this happen? This makes no sense, I am pretty sure we did well in the talent contest… I mean it takes a lot of talent to create a housing crisis to trigger a global depression and freeze banking credit …dammit I knew we should have gone to war with Iran… that may have won us some points… I mean we hanged Saddam Hussein!! That should count as bonus points!!…
I mean World… really? Look at the list Germany, Canada… France?? And Brazil???… are you kidding me? The world would rather have a beer with Canada (aka America Jr., which by the way it still underage), have a date with filthy France, and hang out with the country that invented the Brazilian Wax!?… I don’t understand this anymore…
Then there is the tea-sucking British and… hey wait a minute… the EU doesn’t count!! That is a group of Europeans, that’s cheating!!!
Dammit, I knew Obama™ would become a liability, you though being the most popular guy around the world would get you some extra points…
But the good news is that at least we are better than Russia and China! So…. WE ARE NUMBER 1!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
You know what, who cares what the world thinks, what matters is what America thinks, and we think we are AWESOME!
New “Craze” Takes Global Community By Storm
flag burning still favorite activity by hippie bear-loving liberals
February 5, 2009 - Nation, a strange youth sub-culture activity has emerge recently… or as they call it “the new in”(?)… Liberal bear-loving youngsters are wasting their time in this strange crazy activity of “throwing shoes” at head of states or VIPs…
Nation, I always thought myself of being ‘hip’ or something, but this strange craze activity seems to be a waste of time… recently the Sweden people threw their shoes to some joo, then the tea-sucking English threw theirs to some Chinese dude…, and
I was told that some Arab guy threw his to… NOTHING HAPPENED… moving on…
Nation, I think we all agree that young people really need to stop doing this “crazy activity”, that’s a waste of good shoes…
- UPDATE: Wikiality has just learned that besides throwing shoes, young people has also gone stealing music from
The Rich Music Industryhard working Real Americans… young people will never learn…
Racist Email Gets GOP Official Fired Promoted”
Rush Limbaugh: Funniest sh*t ever!!
Allwhitesonly-town Hillsborough County. February 5, 2009 - Nation, we received news that Florida’s state committeewoman Carol Carter, of the Hillsborough County Republican Executive Committee, will be promoted to a new position within the Republican Committee. The job will entitle a work-at-home benefits so she will never have to set her foot on the office, and a generous salary and since Carol Carter is such a loyal republican she is willing to volunteer her time and work for free! Such a loyal republican, the GOP hopes to have many more people like her.
We were told the reason she was
fired promoted was because they found her racist email pretty hilarious!
From: Carol Carter
Friday, January 30, 9:30 AM
Subject: FW: Amazing!
How can 2,000,000 blacks get into Washington, DC in 1 day in sub zero temps when 200,000 couldn’t get out of New Orleans in 85 degree temps with four days notice?
- Carol Carter
(Wikiality apologizes for the inconvenience. Our legal attorney told us that we needed to delete the email because of its poor content… I don’t see what poverty has anything to do with it… I thought it was funny)
In any case we salute the people at Hillsborough County. Your many years of loyal services will not be forgotten. People like David Storck taught us the importance of being prepared against the dangers of “undesirables”. And who can forget Al Austin’s plan to eradicate The Problem…
Also, we were told that the people of Hillsborough County has their own black friend…
Nation, if you wanna get promoted, you better follow her example. And if someone asks who gave you the idea, tell them that [NAME DELETED] gave you the idea for it!
SHOCKING NEWS: Mooslim president tells GOP to “Go F@#k Yourself”
|Warning: This video contains foul liberal language|
Dick Cheney claims Trademark infringement
Islamofacist States of Neo-Russia. February 5, 2009 - Well nation, I have some shocking news. Looks like our mooslim president doesn’t just know some fancy words, but also some dirty ones too!
Here is a transcript of the speech he gave at the Energy Department:
Obama™: "Now, I read the other day that critics of this plan ridiculed our notion that we should use part of the money to modernize the entire fleet of federal vehicles to take advantage of state of the art fuel efficiency. This is what they call pork. You know the truth. It will not only save the government significant money over time, it will not only create manufacturing jobs for folks who are making these cars, it will set a standard for private industry to match. And so when you hear these attacks deriding something of such obvious importance as this, you have to
ask yourself -- are these folks serious? Is it any wonder that we haven't had a real energy policy in this country? tell them to “Go F@#k Yourself” GOP, I AM YOUR PRESIDENT BIATCH!!!"
Mr. mooslim president
this intrepid reporter we are not scare, but thankfully we have Joe The Plumber as The Greatest Economic Recovery Advisor Ever, and his plans are brilliant!
Great News: The mooslim president declares truce with GOD!!
Hawaii now part of the United States of Heaven-America; Angels celebrates!
The United States of Heaven. February 5, 2009 - In an impressive move God was able to defeat the mooslim president, just moments ago Obama™ declared his surrender to the All Mighty.
The move comes as a shock and has emboldened
Talian-like sectarians groups to a call of jihad and violence the GOP to a call for republican partisanship bipartisanship within the Nation and the extermination of “undesirables”.
The mooslim president released a letter stating his mistake and apologized for attacking GOD…
Meanwhile the GOP will throw a celebratory party for their recent victory. The Co-Chairman, Rush Limbaugh, was said to have a “special” item to share among friends…
New Liberal Movie: “I Know What You Did Last Fiscal Year”
February 5, 2009 - Seriously, who wrote this movie? The plot is terrible and very unrealistic. Here is the plot, some rich guy hoodwinked a bunch of smart
joos guys. Then some intrepid financial fraud investigator discovers the largest scam in financial history and fights shadowy figures to expose the greatest financial cover-up in American financial history… yeah, the little guy brings down the white rich guy and shames the entire regulatory agency for their most shocking blunders… seriously the most unrealistic plot ever… I mean… really? You want to make me believe that a regulatory agency is made up of monkeys… that the market cannot regulate itself… that smart joos guys were taken by a con man… and that some guy was able to expose all this by himself…? yeah right…
|Theatrical Trailer: booooring…|
|Theatrical Trailer 2: still boring|
EMEGENCY NEWS: mooslim president Declares War on God!!
Satan promises to contribute hell’s troops in The War on God
Islamofacist Communist Atheist States of Neo-Russia. February 4, 2009 - Nation, terrible news!! The Source of All of Our Troubles has done it again!! He just declared War on Heaven!!! Nation, this isn’t the first time that The Source of All of Our Troubles has caused an international crisis. We have evidence that prior to taking office the mooslim leader sent a secret envoy (or a WMD) into Britain to cause troubles as a retaliatory response for their terrible secret attack against the US. That’s right Nation, we are secretly at war against Britain but that’s News for another time…
Nation, we must get ready… looks like the rapture is getting close!
Also, it looks like the mooslim president’s name and image has been Trademarked recently, so everytime we mention Obama™ we must pay a pretty penny… DAMMIT!! Which is why don’t be surprise if we replace his mooslim name with “The Source of All of Our Troubles” unless it gets trademarked too…
GOP Co-Chairman more powerful than
GOD Jesus Satan!
Prince of Darkness looses title…
United Super States of America. February 4, 2009 - Nation, The new co-chairman of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh, will accept a very important award this year. “The Most Influential Man in America” is only given to Real Americans who yield real power for the good of the Real American people. The man is so powerful he could kick
God’s Satan’s ass if he wanted too… and he will.
Our liege we await your orders!!
Obama’s Communist Plan to Redistribute
My America’s Wealth
America Neo-Russia, Obama Redistributes you…
Islamofacist Communist States of Neo-Russia. February 4, 2009 - Well Nation, we were warned, we were told, and we were promised that Obama will turn
America now Neo-Russia into a socialist country. According with our sources the mooslim president wants to limit the executive pays of rich CEOs Entrepreneurial Americans. This means that CEOs small business owners will see a reduction pay in their big bonuses hourly wages… Obama are you nuts? These poor CEOs business owners need money now more than ever to pay off their extravagant lifestyle debt. Now is not the time to be partisan about it!
Luckily the GOP is in full force on this one, the new chairman is ready to pummel the mooslim president. But he wont be alone, The Greatest Maverick Ever has proclaimed that the mooslim’s plan for economic recovery is terrible, that the mooslim president needs to learn economics 101, and that John "The Maverick" McCain would like to help destroy Obama before he destroys whatever is left of Real America…
SHOCKING NEWS: MOOSLIM PRESIDENT MADE OF FAIL!!
IMPEACH HIM NOW!!
The United States of AMERICA. February 3, 2009 - Nation, we have some good news! The mooslim president just realize he is a mistake!! He just admitted he botched and mishandle our Nation! Now is the time to strike back!! Obama is such a fool…
Silly man, doesn’t he realize that he could be responsible for an economic devastation, a bankrupt government, a disastrous war, the death of thousands of service men and women and still be declared the victim of circumstances… what a fool, clearly he is no presidential material.
Obama doesn’t seem to reazlize that there is no legal reason for a president to have integrity or to have accountability on this government. Obama doesn’t seem to realize that there is no reason for a president to be a spineless coward that cant take the heat or have tax cheaters on his government. Clearly, we have to impeach him now!!!… I mean he is asking for it!!!!
Financial News: Time for great savings
|Gary James' campaign AD: He is a Real American!|
How to fire your employees and feel good at the same time
Junket-town, USA. February 3, 2009 - Nation, as long as the mooslim is our president, this economy will go under. But thankfully I have a few
ideas suggestions on how to save your economy!
Nation, if you are a business owner, knowing your customers is one of the most important fundamentals and tenants of business success.
Knowing who looks like poor and has no money, who looks like a punk that will scare away customer, and who looks like the Gay and will sexually harass you Keeping the “undesirables” away from the clientele is very important for their safety. Just ask Gary James, a business owner of the “Chicaro Club” and possible future City Councilman of Enid, Oklahoma. “We got to keep them [UNDESIRABLES] away from our business… I reken if we don’t they would flap their [BODY PARTS] on the face of custumers… and them [NON CAUCASIAN PEOPLE] wel pruvably steal me money and [SEXUALLY EXPLICIT ACT] our wymin…” declared the restaurant owner.
Well done Mr. Gary James! We need more people like you to run the business of America, in America, for Real Americans! And people of Enid, Oklahoma, don’t forget the election is being held next Tuesday, February 10. DON’T FORGET TO VOTE!
However, sometimes even the most trusted clientele could still betray you. Sometimes they would steal those free peanuts/pretzels from the bowl (hey! IS FOR EVERYONE!), take an extra roll of toilet paper from the bathroom to take home, or even use all of the soap… well not anymore. The fine people of Ysgol Dyffryn Teifi in Llandysul, Ceredigion (where the hell is Wales? Is that even
English American?), have installed cameras on their school bathrooms to monitor their kids. According with the head teacher, Mr. Aeron Rhys, “Those little buggers have been stealing our towel papers, misusing soap, and flushing way too many times… what are we feeding these kids? The expenses of last month alone were enormous! At this rate we were afraid we would need a bailout just to pay the cost of the bathroom…”
Well done I say. You can never know what do kids do on the bathrooms anyway, so in a way you kill two stones with a bird… I think… you keep children from having premarital sex AND make sure no one is stealing soap to keep costs down… I hope they keep copies of the tapes so all of us can monitor those brats just to make sure they are behaving… I hear
NAMBLA some children’s organization wants to volunteer for free! (Score, free labor too!)
And Nation, don’t forget if you own a large
bail out successful business, is time to give a well-earned vacation to your executives employees. After all they slave work tirelessly hard for you and your company for peanuts fair wages. So remember, a happy worker is a profitable worker…
So remember Nation, if you follow these examples, your business will probably
fail become a success!… and if you are successful I hope I get my 90% cut… what? You thought I was giving financial advise for free? I am not a hippie bear-loving liberal! How dare you! I better see a check soon…
FANTASTIC NEWS: Joe The Plumber New
Chairman Co-chairman of GOP!!!
USA! USA! USA! USA! February 3, 2009 - Nation, we bring you some good news! Joe the Plumber has accepted the nomination as the new
chairman of the GOP! Finally we can get rid of that black man… co-chairman of the GOP so he can help the black man new guy! The GOP has promised an era of cooperation and change, and change is coming all right!
This is why I have a secret off-shore account, so I pay little taxes…
Palin Fights in The War on Terra
Wolves run for the hills!
The Queendom of Alaska Alaska, USA. February 3, 2009 - Nation, we need your help more than ever! The treacherous wolves have joined an alliance with the bears to invade Alaska, and they are preparing to launch an attack anytime soon! Sarah Palin has been chosen as The Supreme Commander of the Alaskan Anti-Wolf Unit!!
We must get our guns and rifles, and shoot them before is too late!
Join the fight, shoot the wolves before they shoot you back! There is plenty of evidence that the liberals have been handing guns to the wolves to fight back!!
|Wolves release an Anti-american video…|
|Bush wants you to fight the wolves!!|
URGENT NEWS: Liberal Congress Wants to Pass Anti-Clown Law!!
Mimes are still freaky
Porkland Purity-town, USA. February 3, 2009 - Nation, the liberal bear-loving hippie congress hates a lot of things, and many of those things that they hate makes America great! …they hate money, they hate freedom, they hate straight marriage, and they hate apple pies… but mostly… they hate clowns… precisely the “Abstinence Clown”!
“Abstinence Clown” is one of the most beloved figures in The War on pre-marital Sex.
He gets paid $800,000 to teach the wonders of abstinence He volunteers his time to teach children the wonders of no sex until marriage…
Without him kindergarteners would be having sex during naptime!! Nation, we must stop congress from
cutting funding from abstinence programs that don’t work persecuting clowns!! What is this? Nazi Germany?
But the liberal bear-loving hippie democrats will probably use “their science” to explain why must clowns die…
Nation, write to your congressman and tell them to stop
funding abstinence programs killing clowns!
Groundhog Day: Rodent Terrorist Bites un-american traitor liberal mayor
Al-Qaeda: you will suffer six more weeks of winter!
Gaylandia States of America. February 2, 2009 - Nation, looks like Al-Qaeda has recruited another animal in the War on Terror.
Charles G. Hogg Mohammed G. Hadd is a terrorist groundhog who not only promised another ‘six more weeks of winter’ but will make sure all Americans will relieve the same horrible day over and over again… But his rain of terror was not over... after his anti-american speech, he then later bit the mayor of NY and stole his wallet.
Punxsutawney Phil is the most famous and most successful groundhog in the family, and has the unfortunate misfortune of being Mohammed G. Hadd’s cousin. When asked about the behavior of his lesser famous cousin he replied, “He is a show-off, biting the mayor’s hand means nothing… He is just doing it to get some tail, if you know what I mean…”
Obama’s Superbowl Party is a Fiasco
Please, someone think of the children!!
Pr0ncity, USA. February 2, 2009 - the mooslim president is already a failure, and one wonders why is he still trying. According with sources Obama hosted his first Superbowl Party at the White House. To make sure that nothing went wrong, Obama’s personal techno-geeks took over all of the TV stations around the country, to make sure that his office would get exclusive footage of the game! Liberal hippies and Real Americans came to the party to enjoy the game, as a sign of bipartisanship… there was no sign of anything that could possibly go wrong…
What they didn’t expect was what would some call “The most horrendous event in Superbowl history, not since the wardrobe malfunction incident”…
What awaited tv viewers around the nation was not the football game but a movie of the sexual and pornographic nature…
According with sources, Obama’s techno-geeks botched the signal and aired a porno movie for a full hour!
“It was horrible! I had kids with me watching the game!!” claimed a God-fearing Republican. “If this it what the Obama’s watches during Sunday… then he is and will never be my president!”
I am pretty sure there is a logical explanation I like it” claimed the hippie bear-loving liberal.
Nation, after the porno movie was aired for one full hour, we believe this pissed off God! As a response God sent the biggest snowstorm of the century to cover
London Washington for the sin of loving porno movies.
Martha Washington: Hottie First Lady or The Hottiest First Lady Ever?
Sexyland Islamofacist States of America. February 2, 2009 - When you think Martha Washington, you think of a overweight, grumpy, patriotic, modest, and a sweet senile old lady… well not anymore… according with sources liberal historians or “Revisionistas” want to change the image of our first First Lady… they want to sex her up!!
The liberal historians believe that Martha Washington was more “lively, sexy, and fun”.
“She was a God-fearing woman… but also loved reading gothic romance novels! (the equivalence of trashy romance novels). She was a fierce business woman (many called her a slave-driver… literally), and love night clubs, so she would party all night!” claimed a
historian idiotic liberal.
Nation, don’t let the “Revisionistas” change the image of our First Lady! We have evidence that their “evidence” is questionable at best. They base most of their ‘fantasy’ from an old article that could be interpreted in many ways…
Playboy’s 1748 Edition:
Playmate Data Sheet
Name: Martha Custis Dandridge (aka colonial Turkey-loving revel)
Bust: 34D Waist: 24 Hips: 34
Height: 5 feet Weight: 115
Birth date: June 2, 1731 Birthplace: New Kent County, Virginia
Ambitions: To be the First on something…
Turn-ons: I love freedom, liberty, and men in uniforms… (Ambitious men are a plus)
Turnoffs: I hate oppression, taxation without representation, and tyrants.
My Favorite Activities: tearing down the British establishment and sticking it up to the Crown…
My Family In a Nutshell: They area all farmers…
except for my illegitimate half-sister, Ann Dandridge, who is my personal slave, literally!
My Three Guilty Pleasures: Reading Gothic Novels, Night Clubbing, and Horse Ridding.
The Best Concert I Ever Saw: All Baroque concerts, but don’t tell my daddy!
Un-American News: Lesbian declared as First King of Iceland
”Abomination Watch” caught off guard…
Iceland Gayslandia. February 1, 2009 - Nation, we have noticed a very disturbing trend lately. In this collapsing world, people are driven by fear and desperation, which blinds them from reason and end up electing "undesirables" as their new leaders… we suspect many of them have drunk too much from the spiked punch of liberalism…!
First we saw our beloved Nation of America elect a
black man mooslim as their new president, now we have skyrocketing unemployment, a collapsing economy, and terror warnings around the word… no sooner has this happened that the Icelandic government collapsed was overthrown by the liberals and a Lesbian was elected as the new PM King of Iceland now Gaylandia… (a woman with power and ruler of a country? How gay is that!)
Whats next? Will the Germans elect Knut the Polar Bear as their new Führer? (considering since we are talking about the Germans, this wouldn’t be the first or last time they elect a godless killing machine..). Will France capitulate to their sissified citizens and finally elect a Baguette as the new French President? (Knowing the French, that would actually be an improvement…). If this trend continues many loyals bushies and friends of The Greatest President Ever could find themselves out of work...
Nation, this kind of trend is disturbing as it is already reaching the far corners of the world! But thankfully no sort of thing will ever happen to Real Americans or the GOP. The Republican Party will stick to its principles, and show the rest of the world that we will outlast these liberal desperate idiots who thinks electing anyone for the sake of
affirmative action liberal-gay-bear-loving-hippie policies can “magically” fix their problems… After all, we are not a party of White Rich folks, we are more than that and we will show them all!!!…
World, meet the new GOP and we will kick ass!!
We will resist this liberal islamogayfacist trend and ideology of electing “questionable” leaders out of desperation just because the world is going in a blaze of glory…
New Age For GOP!
H. Hoover Herbert H. H. H. : Good times are back!
Idiot-town Patriot-town. February 1, 2009 - Nation, we have some good news. The GOP is back! Now that we have a black man God-fearing man as our new leader, I know that the Republican Party is in good hands! And not just a good man, but a modest one too!
But enough about the
black man… it is time to reinvigorate the partee!! And don’t worry America, our party will be fresh, strong, and it will bring new ideas to reinvigorate our country! …after all we are the party of ideas! And we will unveil our new plan to rescue our country… as soon as we get something soon enough…
We cannot leave the fate of the country to the irresponsible democrats who NOT only refuse to our
demands ideas for more taxcuts, who not only wont listen to our whines suggestions, but refuse to acknowledge we are still the majority we are still the voice of Real America… after a couple of weeks Obama has lead our nation into disaster and has been unable to fix all of America's problems, clearly a failure of his part…
But don’t worry, we are still strong and united within the Republican Party! As soon as the mooslim president realize he is useless without us, he will have to
follow our demands listen to our suggestion to retain our partisanship bipartisanship for the good of the country. Are you listening Obama! Better do what we are telling you! Otherwise you are being a divider and un-american! Be a Patriot, listen to our demands concern! Only a fool would just sit around and do nothing while complaining and undermining the American people