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Famous things that come from Brazil include sugar cane (Brazil's cotton) and coffee (Brazil's super-caffienated cotton), and Supermodels. Brazil is also famous for being America's ally in World War II, where it provided samba dancers for the soldiers and some cooks.However, Brazil is most famous for loving Jesus. Every year a holy ceremony is celebrated for a week in Brazilian cities called Carnaval: the holy Catholic week of partying and sex for Jesus. They also have a big statue of Jesus in Rio. All the babies that result from this week are called "Jesus babies". Jesus was a Jesus baby.
Brazil's capital is Brazilia, though many geographers still place its capital in Buenos Aires. Most Brazilians have a funny way of spelling Brazil: with an "s". Most linguists think that's because Brazilians don't know how to spell, just like the Portuguese who invented their country...no respect for that old rule, "i" before "e" except after "c".
- Brazil now has more black people than white people. Don't worry though the majority of them are under 5 and won't survive to adulthood due to their parents being to poor to afford kids in the first place. Hey this is what Jesus wanted.
Now lets all thank the pope for his forbiding birth control and it's wonderful results.
- Brazil's top export is soccer players, followed very loosely by coffee and jets.
- Brazil kicks Argentina´s ass.