Bradley Whitford purports to be an American actor.
He resides in the West Coast den of iniquity known as Hollywood, whose film and television industry is single-handedly destroying America. In spite of this, Stephen Colbert is actually a huge fan. Though he claims to be a big fan of The Report, he is raising his children with Hollywood values, flying his pink and rainbow-hued flag in the face of God-fearing real Americans like Stephen.
- Liberal #1 on The West Wing
- Hollywood Liberal on Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
- Has fake teeth
- Dyes his hair
- Hates Matthew Perry
- Has two Peabody Awards (They'll give these out to anybody these days.)